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Heyo! I'm a 22yo competent nerd, incompetent ‘human being’, and aspiring polymath • my thought process is a global circulation model • he/they/whatever idk • pfp by Knopenri • sfw here plz • I'm an AroAce&Aspie dragon! 🇪🇺🇫🇷🇨🇭⋯🐉🐉🐉⋯🖤🩶🤍💜
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I don't understand why the people who believe Jews control banks and media and the world don't just choose to undergo halakhic conversion to join the fun

Yeah gender may be binary but have you heard about IEEE 754

based country and based gender won, time for double unearned patriotism

My Roman empire is the Roman republic

<- angry the meter was not defined based on the seconds pendulum

TIL that ‘cough’ and ‘enough’ are actually pronounced with a final /f/ (and not /θ/ as i believed for years until now)

🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬

Voting system system idea (duplicate word on purpose): general preferential tickets Step 1: Tickets are submitted for election, at least one per party. No candidates yet, just tickets with branding

FUCK YEEEEES KEEP IT GOING

To summarize the British local elections today: (1/2) (if my calculations are correct) English borough councils elections - 812 seats in 31 councils English unitary authorities elections - 482 in 18 English district councils elections - 1'344 in 58 …

men only want one thing and it's disgusting (libdems winning more seats than the tories tonight)

Taking with me a book in the train, and then proceeding to instead read the entire wikipedia article for the 2016 PSOE crisis

Do you want your fantasy book to be more "realistic", "authentic" and "believable"? Start portraying humans as the villains.

Political news from last week have been weird, we've had both a leader who faced a potential crisis and sailed his way through it and (so far) emerged stronger, and a leader who torpedoed his own premiership out of nowhere to his downfall

Okay, so INEC has published full lists of candidates for all 2023 elections. It's in PDF form, is 1304 pages long, and I can't convert it back to a spreadsheet or any form of data that I can actually use without spending hundreds of hours of transcribing. BUT!

“I’m just a little critter 👉👈,” I say as I tower above folks around me. “ú.v.ù such a tiny lizard 🥺”, booms a voice half an octave lower than the average.

UNhappy st george's day this fucker killed a dragon :(

Anyway, improved the readability of another wikipedia table, the 2023 Nigerian presidential election! en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2023_Ni...

brb creating a dimensional fault to steal the whole british museum

Something something the CIA organized the orange revolution to support the Dutch against the Habsburgs

Spent the whole day working on wikipedia-style alt-history stuff, can't wait to share it 👀

US Senate, but half of the seats are apportioned one per state and half are apportioned in equal-population cross-states districts