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I think I speak for every living creature on Earth when I say that the Eagles need to win on Sunday for the good of humanity.

submitted 20 days ago • 205 comments

[To person painfully impaled upon a rock] You should have voted for a hard place.

submitted 20 days ago • 2 comments

I have accepted the teachings of the Eagles. any sentence uttered to me must be preceded by Go Birds or it's theologically impure and I will disregard.

submitted 21 days ago • 1 comment

CIA— yall can have some poppy fields in Virginia if you do a JFK again, no questions asked.

submitted 24 days ago • 0 comments

If there are feds on here I guess they're doing it for free now

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

disgusting anti chicken fried steak propaganda. and what are my tenders supposed to be dipped in libetal?

submitted 26 days ago • 0 comments

brown gravy at night, potato's delight white gravy in the morning, fresh biscuits take warning

submitted 26 days ago • 83 comments

past few days have just been learning about vital governmental systems and their roles in a functioning society, then watching them get hit with a hammer

submitted 26 days ago • 0 comments

these bastards just don't like that they're the butt of the joke— classic lame-o behavior. They wouldn't consider it edgy if we made fun of their slapped on republican makeup or the slop they call mom's special recipe

submitted 31 days ago • 1 comment

Birds

submitted 32 days ago • 8 comments

Texas Plumbers "Best in Nation" Claims Study by Beef Steak and Tex-Mex Researchers

submitted 34 days ago • 0 comments

when hell freezes over

submitted 37 days ago • 0 comments

the world may end but the time clock is forever

submitted 38 days ago • 0 comments

something so cruel about how conservative/mainstream parlance has settled with referring to transgender "individuals" as opposed to "people"

submitted 38 days ago • 1 comment

Home sometimes slips out the door when you're not looking and I guess you have to go find it again. Though regarding Texas I feel like it was dragged away from me in the dead of night, and I'm only now ready to face its loss.

submitted 44 days ago • 0 comments

I guess the world is hell and life is unending cruelty... but my cat's got a sweater on so that's pretty nice

submitted 47 days ago • 1 comment

the only thing worse than leaving Texas is, I think, staying here forever.

submitted 49 days ago • 0 comments

just made my own salad dressing instead of buying it at the store

submitted 53 days ago • 1 comment

Bold choice to base your political stance on "Actually Urkel was really cool"

submitted 63 days ago • 1 comment

As a country yokel in da big city, the MTA felt like magical, and was extremely easy to navigate. Same with SEPTA and NJ transit. Less confusing than finding your exit in downtown Dallas, or figuring out when the hell your Flixbus is gonna pick you up.

submitted 72 days ago • 0 comments

If we’re going to be forced to have Catholics in the first place, the general population should at least be able to revoke their Catholicism if they have really mean ideas about poor and/or vulnerable people. Sorry to be Reddit about this but it’s true and I believe it

submitted 74 days ago • 10 comments

I will never forgive the country's stupid fucking assholes for moving to Texas, buying boots at the airport, and then bulldozing the Hill Country to prove they're the real cowboys.