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been fartin

waffle hose

literally me (except digital news media, not cable)

why do I have to pay the organic food premium to have peanut butter that doesn’t have sugar in it? just take the peanuts you’re using for cheap, sugary peanut butter and crush them up without adding any additives. just the nuts. it’s gonna taste fine. I’ll pay for it

It sucks cheering for a team with a shitty owner. Fuck Vivek Ranadivé. That idiot wouldn’t know a winning coach if one hit him in the face. Shitty owners cost good teams so many wins. NBA teams belong on the NYSE. Small markets would get to play moneyball instead of egoball.

maybe it’s because it had fucking nothing to do with the game

I’d rather cut my legs off with a razor blade than watch an advertisement

There are a ton of people who live in the blue circle (west Cary) who use Stagecoach Road (red circle) to get to and from Chapel Hill — instead of taking I-40. It’s one lane in either direction, and depending on the time of day, there’s bumper-to-bumper traffic from one end to the other — 1.6 miles

Phoenix probably shouldn’t exist or be as large as it is given the lack of water and extreme heat, but at least they don’t change their clocks twice a year

an airport, but for groceries