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𝕡𝕝𝕖𝕒𝕤𝕖 𝕕𝕠 𝕟𝕠𝕥 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕔𝕒𝕥 ︶꒦꒷♡꒷꒦︶ 28 • (she/they preferred • any are okay) I talk about the books I’m reading, games I love, anime I enjoy, and probably 75% of my ADHD passing thoughts
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TRIGGER WARNING TO ALL AS I SAY THIS /SRS my dog just d*ed so i’m gonna be out of commission for a while bc i’m severely unwell about this

too busy to keep reading so i’m updating the d&d sheets before the session tonight

taught the security guard who loves borderlands about the legends of Randy Pitchford who left his barely-legal-squirt-porn at medieval times and said he was studying for a magic trick

so i couldn’t wear my old work pants bc they said they had to be not jeans so i got my scrub pants finally (they initially told us we couldn’t wear scrubs but now they want scrub pants) and it’s been a mighty fine development. comfiest work pants ever. greatest inconvenience work ever caused. nice.

i forgot my glasses again for work and that will only be a problem after like lunchtime when my eyes are tired but it’s gonna be a glasses night at d&d to recoop

This is your reminder that Asexuality is a spectrum, meaning that just because someone is Asexual doesn't mean they're a sex negative puritan, and being sex positive doesn't dismiss one's asexuality. #Asexual #PrideMonth

watched the tennis finals with dad today and it’s been a while since we just sat and watched sports

i had a dream i asked mom if she heard elon and trump broke up and then she got mad at me for spoiling the news before she could catch up

You should suck the titty, the whole titty, and nothing but the titty, so help you God.

Fuck smiling, Yodel like you mean it

It’s weird how THIS made me wanna get back into gymnastics

i hadn’t seen the first neighbor i met at the new complex in a while but i just saw him and gave him a cigarette so yk what maybe i’m just being dramatic, things aren’t so bad

i cannot take the stress i’ve been feeling any longer i think i might just implode

i’m awake to do laundry early and why do i keep adding tasks to my to-do list instead of holding people accountable for not doing the things they should be

got coffee today and they just killed it, absolutely knocked it out of the park, perfect brew, just phenomenal 🥹

I noticed you unfollowed me. Is it because you hate joy and laughter?

work is stupid

i do not disagree but i’m so tired of shit like this being priced like this what has the world come to that any candle is $55

i needed a night like tonight at work because i’ve been having a rough go at it lately just like mentally and today was so mostly peaceful and i got to spend break with my mom and our buddy we call our elf friend and i just can’t be more grateful

biscuits & gravy and chill

this is my emotional support john cena voodoo doll

cyberpunk, baldur’s gate, or xenoverse 2; that is the ever looming question in this household for me

Whatever it is, this is my favourite sport.

So tired I slept through my one Sunday off and I’m finally awake and wtf for it’s almost 1 AM now 😅

happy pride month bloomfies! ♥️🧡💛💚💙💜

Old repost for Pride #WinniethePooh

what ever happened to all the mushroom posts i used to see

thinking about the bouncy castle kingpin who wanted to be the #1 bouncy castle guy so he committed a string of arson against his competitors until he was arrested

Imagine kissing a dentist. Their nosy tongue slithering around your mouth making sure you flossed. Disgusting.

If you think my skeets are bad, imagine having to talk to me.

It’s not that I CAN’T read the room it’s more like fuck this room I hate reading shit

This sign’s all “drive like your kids live here” but this is a Walgreens parking lot and man what a bleak fucking place to raise a family