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𝕡𝕝𝕖𝕒𝕤𝕖 𝕕𝕠 𝕟𝕠𝕥 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕔𝕒𝕥 ︶꒦꒷♡꒷꒦︶ 28 • (she/they preferred • any are okay) I talk about the books I’m reading, games I love, anime I enjoy, and probably 75% of my ADHD passing thoughts
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did anyone ever de-mold this bitch’s home or is she still dirtier than ever

I have Boots of Chinese Plastic stuck in my head but like only the laundry version my dad sang on the way home from Walmart about putting laundry in a “Basket made of Chinese Plastic” someone send help

one of our friends is pregnant and all i can think about when i remember that is that it’s not surprising bc spring is a humans typical mating season

I would describe my physique as thin yet bulbous.

If you read this while in a good mood, it sounds like they’re unbelievably grateful

I put my husbands contact case away literally every day. He will take it out of the same spot every day and then, just as frequently, leave the case in an entirely new place. Every. Single. Day.

Heathers actually in charge of the meeting tho which is awesome bc she’s good at her job but she passes the vibe check

So glad I could make it to the meeting

cthulhululemon sells overpriced tentacleggings

coloring a springtrap and I like him so much I’d give it to Matthew Lilliard himself if I ever saw him ngl

me, flirting: these sweatpants have a hole in the side seam right next to the pocket, so I keep dropping things down the leg of my pants by accident

brian look out

Kinda glad we eat clams. Why are they happier than me

You laugh because I spent all my savings on magician school, but we’ll see who’s laughing when I am taking all my ear quarters to the bank. That's an unlimited source of income.

#memes #stinkylittlememesfordaddy

I did my research and so far it all means generally the same thing but different fonts

Pretty much got the plane and wind stuff figured out and trying to pull other pieces in the meantime, but I can’t believe I’ve never had to find this before

I had a dream where everything kept falling. Whether it was the wind or natural causes or mechanical error (a plane fell from the sky at one point) but in all my years I’ve never had to find this and I can’t find anywhere that tells me what it means if OBJECTS keep falling, not PEOPLE

putting air in the tire like a real man (I do this every day, my tire is hemorrhaging air at a constant)

trying to live more “presently” I love my home I love the wildlife and trees I love my friends (These pictures were all taken in the same place at different times with different people)

I'm so used to bar bathrooms with cutesy signs that I had to stop here and ask myself if I was a Mario or a Wario

my downstairs neighbors will hate me the day I get new heely wheels

a depressed slug:

I have nails again :) need to get back in my routine now that we’re settling a little more bc I feel my mental going haywire while I figure myself out here

Coloring my fnaf coloring book but this Freddy is giving “Wawa at Wildwood” rn

I looked up Kokichi on google and one of the suggested questions was “Is Kokichi mentally ill” and idk if that’s really a question that’s up for debate but I love that were talking about it

Danganronpa has the wildest, sometimes insufferable, always off the walls plot line but really have we talked about how the music always slaps

A version of Avatar The Last Airbender where nothings different except it takes place in New Jersey so they’re “wooderbenders” instead of waterbenders

Our order at Ginger Hale is Order 66 so I told my Star Wars loving husband that we’re “one ‘execute’ away from disaster” and I know it’s dumb but if he doesn’t laugh idk who he is anymore

The guard dogs

One of these days I should figure out where my mail is going

This is just me and bri taking photos together when we meet up

Really hope mom can come over after work today. Her and my sister are the only ones in the area who haven’t visited the new place yet. We’re gonna be out of food before my husband can do what he calls “the show of wealth” where he opens the fridge and shows that we got food 😂

Thinking back to when I was playing Xenoverse 2 and I made an Egyptian themed frieza named “refrigerator” in Arabic and then they said that’s not allowed and so my name remained “PATROLLER” I can’t make a battle cry with a name like that cmon now

pooping at work to pass the time without feeling like I’m slacking

Bro can you lift? Yes, bro. Your spirits

I cant believe it’s only been 4 hours already. I still gotta wait like an hour and a half for break :(

I fell asleep before playing my lil Tokyo Ghoul game what will my organization do without me quite frankly