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eternity-ae.bsky.social

Your friendly neighborhood subversive with a specialization in network security, shitposting since 1986 (non-binary)

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Pardon my ignorance but hwhy does the rotund slovenian playing for Los Angeles keep throwing himself to the floor? Is he unwell? Has he simply not had enough sleep? Is this some cultural dance we have yet to understand in the colonies? I detest his floppy fish shenanigans.

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I would usually say Happy Earth Day, but holy fuck we are cooked.

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This morning comes with several enraging headlines… so I will share something I saw on the other place. This is for all of us- but especially those who have power.

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le goblin

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She's eleven and got wise to the "pill pocket" ten years ago. So I have to go in like a fucking Navy seal, zero dark 30, full night camo, approach from behind, move silently, execute with speed and precision, follow the planned escape route. Banana Will give chase.

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Just had to give my cat a pill, so that's trust I'll be earning back for the next several weeks.

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So lately I've been having a lot of memorie issues, things are becoming foggy, and I'm coming up with catchy parodies of pop hits. I think I might have early onset Weird Al zheimer's .

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Remembering Prince today and always. 💜☔

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This one goes out to my brother from another mother, Trevor H Owen.

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If you are over 30, have access to a smartphone/the internet and "don't know how to cook" I'm going to fucking judge you.

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vp couchfucker killed that man like a national championship trophy.

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Pope's do shit in the woods, for anyone still wondering. I don't want to talk about how I know, but I know.

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Shitposting is way too easy these days. RIP Trevor.

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Fuck public expectations, commit crime.

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I won't tell anyone my neighbor is suffering from undiagnosed dementia, but there will be signs.

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I bet the guy with the little hammer was hyped.

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The number of sociopathic men is too damn high. What the fuck is going on here.

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Pardon my ignorance but hwhy does the rotund slovenian playing for Los Angeles keep throwing himself to the floor? Is he unwell? Has he simply not had enough sleep? Is this some cultural dance we have yet to understand in the colonies? I detest his floppy fish shenanigans.

I would usually say Happy Earth Day, but holy fuck we are cooked.

This morning comes with several enraging headlines… so I will share something I saw on the other place. This is for all of us- but especially those who have power.

le goblin

She's eleven and got wise to the "pill pocket" ten years ago. So I have to go in like a fucking Navy seal, zero dark 30, full night camo, approach from behind, move silently, execute with speed and precision, follow the planned escape route. Banana Will give chase.

Just had to give my cat a pill, so that's trust I'll be earning back for the next several weeks.

So lately I've been having a lot of memorie issues, things are becoming foggy, and I'm coming up with catchy parodies of pop hits. I think I might have early onset Weird Al zheimer's .

Remembering Prince today and always. 💜☔

This one goes out to my brother from another mother, Trevor H Owen.

If you are over 30, have access to a smartphone/the internet and "don't know how to cook" I'm going to fucking judge you.

vp couchfucker killed that man like a national championship trophy.

Pope's do shit in the woods, for anyone still wondering. I don't want to talk about how I know, but I know.

Shitposting is way too easy these days. RIP Trevor.

The Waiting for Godot fan presale is LIVE! Use code: DIDI Visit: www.thehudsonbroadway.com/events/waiti...

Fuck public expectations, commit crime.

I won't tell anyone my neighbor is suffering from undiagnosed dementia, but there will be signs.

I bet the guy with the little hammer was hyped.

The number of sociopathic men is too damn high. What the fuck is going on here.

Pope's dead so I'll be Kojimaposting for the rest of the month, as is tradition.

Well he was a tricky one but they finally go him. The Pope is dead, everyone.

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Caramelized Onion and Sharp Cheddar Scones. Happy 420 😁