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eterpuralis.bsky.social
Autistic, confused, directionally insane. Update: if you have a suspicious ratio of "follow/followers" and decide to follow me, you will be blocked.
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When you don't want to miss the bus from the gym by seconds for a third time, so you find yourself sitting at the bus stop with your dress inside out

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

Apparently my mom knows the lyrics to House of the Rising Sun by heart, but not Bohemian Rhapsody. She didn't even recognize it What's wrong with her

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

Eyy tax return! Wow, this day really is all over the place

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

Aaaand she just asked me to co-sign a loan on a car. Jfc

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

Should i be complaining my workplace has gotten my surname wrong everywhere? 😅

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

The placebo effect only works on software problems, yeah?

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

Or.. is this someone else? Who the eff is this 😅

submitted 11 days ago • 1 comment

Woman who owes me 150sek just started talking to me out of the blue for the first time since November. No mention of the money, just a how 'do. O-kay...

submitted 11 days ago • 1 comment

If these tics are stims, I don't want 'em Stay out of my muscles, you!

submitted 13 days ago • 1 comment

So... I know mom's sister (?) is dead because i have fb... But she doesn't. Why am i in this moral conundrum again, I'm the worst person to tell someone this stuff 😓 Seriously, last time i ended up going "Was x dead yesterday?" Which.. isn't great

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

Idk why fic writers think enhanced hearing is going to work on the phone. That depends entirely on how sensitive the microphone is. Can't hear what the microphone isn't picking up, and if the microphone is picking it up... You probably won't need enhanced hearing to hear it 😅

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

May whoever designed the Nornir Chest puzzle in the Forbidden sands where you need to line up a bunch of runic arrows WITH NO FCKING DEPTH PERCEPTION overdose on laxatives #godofwarragnarok

submitted 16 days ago • 1 comment

Got myself some of those blindfolds for sleeping... They are scarily efficient

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

Busdrivers - not everyone wants to touch eyeballs with you, we don't know you, and it's gross. Also especially not when you're already late, and the entire bus is beeping.

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

Well, I guess i should prepare for meeting up with these people I've been working around for years but don't really know and will never see again after June because the office is closing down for forever... Why am i doing this again? 😅

submitted 21 days ago • 1 comment

Really *really* wish i dared wash my cat 😅 The other fay he came home with these dust (?) stripes, he looked like a washed out skunk. He gets *everywhere*, and then he cuddles up to me like everything is fine. Not really in the mood for more scars, though. Feck

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments

Seriously, I should start a counter for how many of these i get

submitted 24 days ago • 0 comments

To all the people making answering machines acting like you've answered the phone, do you think you're being original? Genuinely curious

submitted 24 days ago • 0 comments

AUSTRIA WON! MY FAVORITE WON! WOOOHHHH #Eurovision

submitted 27 days ago • 0 comments

Poland literally has a part of their routine where it looks like the lead singer is pissing a hurricane... Okayyy then #eurovision

submitted 27 days ago • 0 comments

Oh heck, Norton likes a song i like 😅 Does not bode well for Austria's chances

submitted 27 days ago • 0 comments

So voting for Austria #eurovision2025

submitted 27 days ago • 0 comments

All the people hating on the Graham Norton commentary really highlight how lazy and dumb they are. Guys, there's a YouTube feed without commentary. It's been around for years.

submitted 27 days ago • 1 comment

Going to watch my national broadcast of Eurovision for once. Can't set up a vpn on my tv 😓 looking for Graham Norton quotes on social media instead

submitted 27 days ago • 0 comments