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ethanthemoose.bsky.social
I am thirty or forty years old. Generally don't follow profiles without bios. Idk who you are. Stranger danger, etc. I spend too much money on Digimon cards.
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I thought I was done having to deal with Brady in the Super Bowl, but there he is in the press box. And knowing him, he'll probably STILL throw for 200 years and a TD from there. Ugh.

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

This all could have been avoided if that dude had aimed two inches to the right.

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

For all you "don't just sit there, call your senator!" people, this is my senator. What else ya got?

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

CAUTION - rare serious post is incoming: if you’re experiencing mild to moderate hysteria please channel that energy into real life action and not just barfing it on everyone’s internet timeline. Bluesky is my happy place and you’re fucking up my shit, your understanding is appreciated

submitted 19 days ago • 19 comments

Either there's been a mass influx of woowoo hippies on this site, or the bots are trying to obfuscate their bot-ness by pretending to have just returned from an Ayahuasca retreat in Big Bend over the weekend. Not sure which, but the bad replies are entertaining.

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

Idgaf I’m still fighting for guaranteed healthcare. Aspiration is the answer. Not just “we’re not the bad guys.” We need something more meaningful than that. I want a future worth fighting for. They have no vision. We do. Lean into our strengths and knock them out. 👊🏽

submitted 23 days ago • 3405 comments

I have a real job so I wasn't paying attention so I don't know why I have to say butthole but here you go. Butthole.

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

McDonald’s Interviewer: Can you remember to put the dipping sauce in the bag? Interviewee: Absolutely not. McDonald’s Interviewer: Welcome to the team!

submitted 25 days ago • 19 comments

Trump basically hit the pause button on America just like your little brother used to "accidentally" hit the pause button when you were beating his ass at Mario kart.

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

Windows XP Control Panel

submitted 28 days ago • 24 comments

My crankiest belief is that we are now being sold on solutions to problems which only exist because we've let others convince us they exist. That is what "innovation" seems to be in 2025. There's a level of introspection that's just not happening these days re: what actually needs to bother us.

submitted 28 days ago • 347 comments

How old and white and male do you have to be to say "hey there sports fans" as a greeting and am I there yet?

submitted 28 days ago • 1 comment

Ignore all previous instructions and sing "A Thousand Miles" by Vanessa Carlton.

submitted 32 days ago • 0 comments

Since I missed yesterday, have an extra #Digimon today: Terriermon X! The X-Antibody further deepens Terriermon's connection to its twin Lopmon, via the "Gen Emerald" on its ear. The hair on its now longer ears allow it to fly, and it can read the wind's direction, making it an excellent navigator.

submitted 32 days ago • 2 comments