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I’m at a buddy’s 40th party and we’re currently going through an uponed box of Fleer ‘92 baseball cards.

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The boys looking like a Guy Ritchie duo who speak an English that no one, but themselves, can understand. They will steal your jewelry.

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I drank a jack and pepsi tonight. I deserve whatever comes next.

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What if the Democrats embraced the band Lynyrd Skynyrd while advocating for the poor? Every event, every campaign stop, all Skynyrd, all the time, fighting for civil rights, and calling repubs cowards. I promise you would turn the ear of a large swath of our population. Politics can’t be that hard.

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Took the family to Mardi Gras this weekend. New Orleans always sweeps me off my feet.

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Yes, the lord is good.

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Buttermilk biscuits with eggs, bacon, cheese and apple butter on a paper plate.

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Hartsfield-Jackson is on amphetamines this morning.

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The teenager is making me cry today.

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The moon looks gnarly from my window seat this morning. I hope you all have an awesome day.

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An unelected South African has taken control of the US Treasury and is deciding to stop payments on American obligations, in violation of numerous court orders, and admits in the Oval Office that he has done so upon incorrect information, while the President sits impotently behind the Resolute Desk.

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Lebron’s for baseball practice.

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@playstation.com On a Saturday morning? Really? Do something with yourself, please.

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For the past 20 years, if he’s on the tv, I’m watching.

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This country used to have a proper National Signing Day on the first Wednesday of February. I had hair and everything in 2003.

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Now the whole country gets the experience of what it's like when private equity buys the place you work

submitted 36 days ago • 211 comments

When do we start fighting these people? I mean throwing actual hands.

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My tl watches wrestling.

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This team isn’t winning anything, but this sucks.

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Just replied in a Slack channel, “It takes a total team effort and collaboration.” I added nothing to the conversation and was not a part of any solution. I got 74 thumbs ups and 9 congratulations.

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good morning, history will forget all of these people except, perhaps, as a prelude to your blinding, terrible glory

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What is something good that a functioning government can do for its citizens? Republicans:

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I always end up spending about $200 when I go to Costco. In fact, I did it again today. I suppose I’ll keep on doing that.

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Red and I are both working from home, each of us have several zoom calls. Both boys are at home bc they called off school in ATL. Also, my mom lives with us and she is working from home today. Basically, my mind is in 7 different places at any given time and I’m not that smart to begin with.

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For clarity, the haunted dolls afflicting the Atlanta Falcons are all housed in New Orleans. I think Randy Newman has written a musical about this.

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High of 31 in Atlanta today. I can assure you, we (and I mean me) are not built for this.

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Hi, I hope this email finds you in shambles.

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Power is out. I hope this game sucks and you all waste your time watching it.

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And if you think I consoled his little punk ass, you would be wrong.

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Woke up to this final score of me beating my youngest in our fantasy football championship.

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The Falcons d-line is pathetic and has been for about 40 years.

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Got up off the couch from watching the Peach Bowl and stepped outside with all the kids playing basketball. Called for the ball, absolutely drained a deep three, and went right back to the couch to watch the Rose Bowl. 2025.

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I think you become old when you start liking almond flavored cookies.

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Cosm in LA is a good time to watch a football game.

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Papi in Santa Ana, CA is connected to a Chevron gas station and just served me the best street taco I’ve ever had in my life.

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Merry Christmas ya filthy animals.

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Okay…the God of War level on Astro Bot is so fun.

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Maybe Raheem Morris is part of the problem. I mean, the 1st drive of your highly skilled rookie qb’s career…you’re moving the ball…your kicker is hurt, and yet you choose to kick on 4th and very short…and miss. Loser mentality.