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Everybody's gotten too uptight to call them out but after yesterday I'm done being woke about it. Drowning people are HUGE assholes.

submitted 23 hours ago • 0 comments

How do cow butts work. Does anybody know? Methane is a potent renewable fuel. And unburnt, a serious detriment to the climate. Butt candles or a candelabra chandelier can address that. But what we really need to do is harness it. So ass tubes. Would cows go for that?

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

A useful skill for smart people to master is pretending to be a dumbass in the presence of an actual dumbass pretending to be smart.

submitted 2 days ago • 22 comments

Nothing is new but we been telling y’all that. But a lot of you were fine when it was just happening to us the last 400yrs. And to the folks who got here after 1970 yeah y’all need to go study our history.

submitted 4 days ago • 6 comments