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He/him 24 Taken đź’ś Your friendly neighborhood spider ham đź©·đź’śđź’™, host of Mysteries in the Machine (new episodes every Monday) https://open.spotify.com/show/4cKEWIrwv8tRyYZfCzHu4X?si=kJYU2nKdS3OvxfcHLqn3PQ
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Well the new pope is from Chicago, does that make him an Ope

Skype blew a 10 year lead to zoom

Thunderbolts was absolutely goated, friendship really does save the world sometimes

If you want immigrants deported without due process, I better not see you with margaritas or tacos today

I’m getting sick of that damn Joe Hendry song, I don’t even watch wrestling

Walton Goggins is the kind of guy that can flirt with you and your mom and both make sense

I love that my gf is getting into Baldur’s Gate but she accidentally romanced Gale when she meant to romanced astarion and that is so funny to me

The world simultaneously has the right amount and not enough Walton Goggins

🎶Ruthlessness is mercy upon ourselves🎶

Movie you’ve watched more than six times using gifs (“Hard mode” no Star Wars, Star Trek or LOTR)

Buffets are underrated

Moving sucks and packing sucks and I don’t know where my next place is yet because my application hasn’t been approved yet and just AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH

SMOSH FANS AMANDA LEHAN-CANTO IS PREGNANT

They are coming for Obergefell v. Hodges... www.newsweek.com/lawmaker-war...

Good morning from the burnt croissant

I am not happy with the American & Israeli strikes on Palestine. Not necessary, and very bad timing(there will never a right time). Donald, STOP! 62,980+ Palestinians have died since 2000. Let's get a Free Palestine NOW!

I think I’m turning into a stardew valley guy

Just saw a TikTok of a gal openly thirsting for Optimus Prime and I gotta say, good choice

“Obtuse, rubber goose, green moose. Lakers in 5” - Shannon Sharpe, probably

I think an Ebenezer Scrooge fit would fix my sleep schedule

Shoutout to my grandparents for giving me enough leftovers from Easter to last a whole week

kinda selfish of the pope to not take him with him honestly

Were the couches in the Vatican that good, JD? You needed to kill him for it?

I want to buy south of midnight so bad but I don’t have an Xbox

I’m bisexual and neurodivergent, of course I can’t sit in chair properly.

The sexual tension between Jack Black and Jason Momoa in the Minecraft movie is immaculate

DUKE IS OUT!!!!