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Is anybody having daily panic attacks?

Feds, take care of yourself. If you have any feelings of harming yourself, please call or text 988. Or call 1 800 273 8255! This Fed loves you guys and wants you to be here. Be kind to yourself, #altgov

Just air fried half a chicken at 9pm because nothing matters. Having it with a little (more) red wine. Could use a hug but this will have to do.

How to Die Alone is actually really good. I put off watching it because the title hit a little too close to home 😂😭

Ooooh baby, how do I describe the rush I feel when I pull something from the dusty back of pantry and I’m able to make a decent quick little satisfying meal???

How are people supposed to access information if every article is behind a paywall? Am I really expected to subscribe to CNN, Politico, WaPo, NYT, Slate and Propublica? I know profits matter but it’s becoming too much

My annual tradition of buying lots of my favorite snacks for a big Super Bowl party and then "accidentally" forgetting to invite anyone over.

I was supposed to be making a quick little soup and now I’ve added chicken and a parm rind…?

We need to talk more about how only having a single glass of wine is worse than not having any at all.

We could’ve had Tim 😭

I could really use an ice-cold, refreshing TikTok right about now.

I wonder what Condoleeza Rice is up to right now. 🤔

Leave it to Trump to piss off the friendliest country on the planet

As someone who works in policy but also abides by the rule of “I’ll type what they tell me to write” I really take issue with this

You're not overwhelmed. You're under attack.

I want more normal nights. More happiness. I want to date and have fun and keep traveling. I want to feel safe.

Is it just me or has “The New Normal” has gotten progressively worse every year since like 2012?

Same, but then I redownloaded only to again cancel an order after seeing the price double with all the fees.

A young civil rights attorney Kiah Duggins passed away in the tragic DC plane crash last night. She wrote some amazing articles about the law and justice that I will share in the subsequent thread. May her memory be a blessing ❤️

I definitely called this.

I honestly might start smoking weed. A nigga is STRESSED THE FUCK OUT.

Martini time.

Had the American (white) medical and law enforcement communities treated the [Black] people addicted to crack in the 1980s and ‘90s with even ✨HALF✨ of the kindness, care and understanding they show to those [white] addicted to opioids today, this country would be a very different place today.

Tonight, we’re expecting wind chills near 0. Gifts for the Homeless, which CWG has supported for nearly a decade, is a local nonprofit that uses 100% of donations to buy new, warm clothing and blankets for local homeless who are struggling. Visit gfth.org/donating to see how you can help.

I can feel the TikTok withdrawal setting in. Time to go rewatch the ones I downloaded. 😭😭😭

TikTok aligning with Trump really helped deal with the withdrawal symptoms. Also shoutout to Apple for removing the option to re-download from the app store. In other news, I dug in to my secret cigarette stash last night.

Reminder: Unless you're on a medical diet or working towards health goals that require abstinence from particular foods (in which case, don't read this), everything you might want to consume on Mon., January 20, 2025 has been designated "It's fine; have as much as you like." This is a one day offer.

"It was a Roman salute" is an updated version of "actually, the Buddhists also used swastikas." If you are using it post-1945, you know very well that the association has changed.

Ahhh the nazi salute on national television. Right on schedule I suppose.

Made it to 3 o’clock without an alcohol.

Trying to cool for the week - breakfast, lunch, and dinner. This shit blows. Maybe one meal a day isn’t so bad after all.

Do yall really want it back? Because they’re bout to censor tf outta it…

After this martini I’ll start fasting and maybe my big black puffer jacket will fit by the time I have to go outside again

I really enjoyed today weather😂

Can’t wait to see how neutering the EPA and FDA make things Great Again. Adding fluoride is already left to local municipalities and reducing FDA oversight literally cannot lead to removing toxic additives to food.