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etyesteinberg.bsky.social
Philosophy. PhD @ UofToronto. Postdoc @ Hebrew U (and Tel-Aviv U; and UofHaifa). All opinions are cognitive attitudes.
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5.5yo has so temporary tattoos ALL OVER his hands and torso; I think he's in some unicorn love gang or something.

It's true. We're so-so at best.

No one is asking the hard, important questions, like if this happens, will JPhil finally take less than 2 years to send out desk rejections? dailynous.com/2025/04/14/w...

Pogroming Jewish people, deporting foreigners arbitrarily and imprisoning them without any semblance of due process, and refusing entry to academics? Cool. Not at all terrifying. Not at all familiar.

Do face eating tigers also eat the faces of face eating tigers? Stay tuned for more.

USA is such a shit show, so glad I live in a normal, functioning democratic state called (checks notes) Israel... Fuck it I'm moving to the moon.

(Alanis Morissette voice) 'Cause I've got ten coins in my pocket And I'm pretty sure Jones is getting promoted

If Cruella De-Ville don't scare you, man, no evil thing will.

I mean, where's the ai robot dishwasher and laundry folder? "Oh, but it's so great to have this super polluting, anti-creative, bullshit generator that can draw Wario as an 18th century lady socialite!" Shut up and make something useful that improves our material human condition, ffs.

I honestly cannot anymore with the dishes and laundry and dishes and laundry on endless repeat. From now on it's just buy-use-dispose.

Where's my white chocolate blueberry muffin???

Can anyone recommend a "my first book" kind of thing in Mentalese for my kid? Trying to get him started on his language of thought skills.

To be fair, I did apply to jobs at u of t, they just didn't want to hire me. There's a chance they had good reasons.

I wish I had a job at the University of Toronto. If it's good enough for Jason Stanley, then it's good enough for me.

5.5yo has been singing constantly since he was 5yo (breaking only for sleep). I don't know if it's ever going to stop.

We all realize that in die hard 2, John calling Holly on an airplane phone (and William Atherton calling his studio) undercuts the whole 'oh no we can't contact the airplanes!' thing, right? (Credit to @reutmar.bsky.social)

This undergrad paper I just finished reading was so bad and so clearly created by gen-ai and so bad in ways that are so clearly characteristic of gen-ai.

Getting an offer from a PhD program only to have it rescinded is devastating, for sure. But... then you don't drown in the quicksand of academia, with all your self worth and self esteem depending on your random success/failure to reach some imaginary level of "merit". So that's nice.

Still needs some work, but not bad for a first draft.

I don't want to sound too optimistic, but it's not looking good.