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And I must not forget, we must not forget, that we are human beings.
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This article is being suppressed, preserved by the Wayback Machine...should be shared while you can. web.archive.org/web/20250221...

This has been happening a lot lately. But when the U.S. does this, isn't it participating in illegal immigration?

Happy Birthday, Pebbles! Born February 22, 10,000 B.C.

Beautiful song from The Big Push....a reunion seems to be in the works! youtu.be/IlzN1hF_re8?...

This has always been true, so why don't we ever truly learn this lesson?

DOGE Math Error Results in Claim That Musk has 13 Billion Children Instead of 13 open.substack.com/pub/borowitz...

McConnell Retires: “My Work Destroying this Country is Done” open.substack.com/pub/borowitz...

Come gather 'round people Wherever you roam And admit that the waters Around you have grown And accept it that soon You'll be drenched to the bone If your time to you is worth savin' And you better start swimmin' Or you'll sink like a stone For the times they are a-changin'

Well, some of you are ok...

Trump Threatens to Deport Chickens Unless They Lower Price of Eggs open.substack.com/pub/borowitz...

Replace "little old lady" with your "favorite" magat...

Zelenskyy Agrees to Hold Immediate Election and Run for President of United States open.substack.com/pub/borowitz...

Nothing new to see here, sadly...

Putin Agrees to Negotiate with Musk over Ownership of Trump open.substack.com/pub/borowitz...

Poll: Obama the Most Popular Living President; Musk the Least open.substack.com/pub/borowitz...

Whatever you may think, Luigi has done infinitely more in that regard than has Donald (dont duck!)...

Now, more than ever...Isaac Asimov was my first favorite author.

She's bilingual too, so roll out the red carpet!

Just a few of the many contradictions contained in the Bible. Other scriptures from most other religions are similarly inconsistent, disproving, at the very least, that they are divinely ordained (unless you allow for a deceitful deity).

Don't believe for one second it's a mistake or unintended. Like all the other voter "integrity" laws, there may be "remedies" but they are difficult enough so that substantial numbers of votes will be suppressed. How come these laws always target demographics unfavorable to republicans?

New executive order renames days of the week! Scandalday Murderday Thiefday Wipeassday Traitorday Felonday Seditionday

Europe United in Belief That JD Vance is a Prick open.substack.com/pub/borowitz...

Just a coincidence...right?

Happy Valentine's Day! youtu.be/-xE6nONHbV4?...

Melania Realizes Valentine Not From Trump Because Her Name Was Spelled Correctly open.substack.com/pub/borowitz...

The sad part is that this is not a joke.

I was an atheist to start out with, but I read the Bible cover to cover when I was 13...and then again about 20 years later. Still an atheist...

RFK Jr.’s Confirmation Hailed By National Alliance of Funeral Directors open.substack.com/pub/borowitz...

Just the smallest part of the hypocrisy...

Trump Says White Refugees from South Africa Will Alleviate US’s Severe Shortage of Racists open.substack.com/pub/borowitz...

Project 2025 official Biblical revision.

The logic of cruelty is... The cruelty of unreason.

Musk’s Son Calls Trump’s Gaza Plan Idiotic open.substack.com/pub/borowitz...

Good advice, though these may be even darker days than that. Always dance!

Trump Says Musk Has Found Huge Fraud in Oval Office open.substack.com/pub/borowitz...

Trump's Tariff on Aluminum Would Hike Price of Marjorie Taylor Greene's Hat open.substack.com/pub/borowitz...

If 2A ain't there when we need it most, might as well get rid of it...

Trump Names Himself Principal Ballerina of Kennedy Center Ballet open.substack.com/pub/borowitz...

Musk minions hard at work.

And Elon? For this year, it breaks down to approximately $554.64 million a day, $23.11 million an hour or a jaw-dropping $6,420 per second. Note: When I posted this at tweeter, it was quickly removed.