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Speed is better than Die Hard. Artist. Portland born and raised. New Orleans living.
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Right back at it

The legend continues

Started to look at comparisons between Blazers Legend Andre Miller and Scoot Henderson. Ummm Andre Miller was a 17 year veteran point guard, who had a career 3P% of .217 He made 0.1 threes a game!!! Truly one of a kind. No one will ever be like him. The fact that he's not in the HOF...

Me and my main man Sprague rn

Why the Magic didn’t trade for Ant Simons will forever be baffling to me.

19 points for Toumani on 11 attempts

lol at the Celtics for blowing that game.

Might be my fav Blazers game of the season

Good god. Why are they doing this to me? Just run the clock out. Stop with these reviews

This is how I can best describe the improvement from Scoot from my perspective: I used to literally hold my breath when he would check in to a game, because I didn’t want him to fuck up. Now I don’t. Because he clearly looks like he belongs.

That Blazer fan in the crowd looks like she got a little too turnt. Respect. We’ve all been there.

Who would be the funniest current NBA player to have to wear these atrocious Nets jerseys? Joe Ingles? Steven Adams?

Shaedon should get an assist on that Ant fast break layup because the Nets dude was shading towards Shaedon in anticipation of an oop or Shaedon dunk.

Not going to be frustrated if the Blazers win big tonight. Because the young dudes are playing.

Had another incredible year at the Tulane Pro Basketball Negotiation Competition. Truly one of the coolest basketball related events in existence

Sometimes the best defense is going 6 for 6 with two made threes in the first quarter.

This is the type of rotation I want to see more of moving forward.

Tou and Shae two man game is funnnnn

Shaedon Sharpe walking out during the starting lineup announcements after he was banished to the bench for the last month and a half.

With Deni and Jerami out, the ultimate troll from Chauncey would be if he announced Kris and Jabari were starting, with Shaedon coming off the bench.

Louisiana Attorney General Liz Murrell: a Putin apparatchik.

Spent a few minutes scrolling my feed and oooooh boy. Unrelated, throwing on this tee in support of Ukrainians 🇺🇦

Just watched Z's highlights from last night. I think it's safe to say he is looking the best he ever has since coming into the league. Playing like a first team All NBA guy. He is so freaking good.

No. Next question.

Zion with a triple-double last night in 31 minutes and while shooting 13 for 17 from the field?

Some of the leading scientists in the world recently conducted a study that showed that the pain I am in right now is directly correlated to my actions from last night. (This is a variation of @pdxbrocialite.bsky.social very funny original tweet)

…the Pelicans have gotta sit Zion down for a few.

Hey, I just met you…

Muses, ya toots!

Right before hurricane season. Awesome!

Recently bought a 2008 Tacoma. Has Bluetooth, but no touch screens. Just dials and buttons. It rules.

If the Blazers win a late February game because Shaedon goes nusto? I’m cool with it. If they win a 2 point game against a tanking team because they gave Ant and Jerami 37+ minutes? Not that cool with it.

Hey you and me both, brother.

I hope everyone near me during this Mardi Gras parade tonight is ready to hear about/see this Shaedon dunk.

I’ve never done cocaine. But I saw the Shaedon dunk live, on TV. So I guess I’ve done cocaine?

One of my dearest, most unbiased friends.

This is the dunk of the year

HOLY FUCKING SHIT SHAEDON SHARPE