evangeline.info - Profile | ThreadSky | a Reddit-style client for Bluesky

Am I Chop Hoe or Sigma?

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That was really close

submitted 22 days ago • 1 comment

Why we got the dentist in the family group chat I'm crying

submitted 25 days ago • 1 comment

if trans women arent women then how come my friend Gavin's dog who doesn't like women tried to kill me last Sunday

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Hi new followers

submitted 37 days ago • 0 comments

In the club snoozing off that chamomile and lavender. feeling kinda sleepy. Recently ive noticed i cant get hard anymore

submitted 48 days ago • 0 comments

Shopping malls are like a real life bullet hell. these bitches just walking wherever they please

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men with mullets be like my name is Gilbert and i like geocaching and having sex with my girlfriend but the only problem is i dont cum

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@wangleline.bsky.social our names are like the evil versions of each other

submitted 71 days ago • 2 comments

I want to make it clear When I react to your message with the fire emoji I'm not saying that I agree I'm actually trying to light it in flames and get it off my screen

submitted 72 days ago • 0 comments

I can't stop sending my boyfriend these stupid fucking AI emojis

submitted 76 days ago • 0 comments

My seriously jolly and light-hearted dog

submitted 79 days ago • 0 comments

My seriously stupid dog

submitted 83 days ago • 12 comments

Does anybody have money for Uber i crashed my car trying to give road head while driving

submitted 88 days ago • 0 comments

I'm gonna fuck the shit out of this banhmi sexually with my cock

submitted 90 days ago • 3 comments

on the computer. think im gonna click around some folders. maybe open a file. the night is young

submitted 91 days ago • 0 comments

Smoking that weed that makes you high 🔥

submitted 92 days ago • 1 comment

just made a new image

submitted 94 days ago • 2 comments

need to finish this fucking album man

submitted 96 days ago • 0 comments

How did I gain 200 followers overnight. What is this

submitted 96 days ago • 1 comment

asked the cashier for lactose free milk at the cafe today and she started swatting me away from the counter like a misbehaving cat and all the workers linked hands around me in a circle and screamed Nightmare nightmare nightmare

submitted 100 days ago • 3 comments

also death to israel

submitted 102 days ago • 0 comments

i dont really love this platform so please follow me on ig @evangelinestuff :-)