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evangelionunit1.bsky.social
Originally started as an EVA parody account, now my main. I shitpost and comment NSFW. MDNI 34/M/CIS/HET/Married. He/him but calling me a good girl hits buttons. Boring AF but working on it. Kink friendly.
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Alright y'all, it's close enough to Feb 1 that I'm just going to start now. I'll see all you lovely people again March 1 when I return from my social media hiatus. Take care, stay safe, and bark loud!

submitted 96 days ago • 0 comments

Magical girl duo who are fucking on the regular but it still manages to be unrequited because one of them is in love and the other is super into the Power of Friendship™ and thinks they're just bonding.

submitted 96 days ago • 1 comment

Realizing I could put pb&j on something other than stale white bread has rekindled my love for this sandwich combo as an adult. It's pure fire on eggos.

submitted 96 days ago • 1 comment

I think in addition to doing a no-fap-February I'm also going to do no social media February. Try to get a bit of a reset and be more present in my day to day life.

submitted 96 days ago • 0 comments

I have finally finished the cat wall! She might be a little spoiled but IDC.

submitted 97 days ago • 2 comments

Thinking about doing a no-fap February.

submitted 98 days ago • 1 comment

Sometimes the world is a funny place. Like just now an old man driving a white Tesla with " fuck Trudeau" and several "Trump" bumper stickers on it delivered a package to me. A package filled with sex toys that would probably give him an aneurysm if he knew about. Thanks for helping me get freaky!

submitted 98 days ago • 0 comments

It's taco Tuesday and I am taking advantage of that fact.

submitted 99 days ago • 0 comments

I have an extremely spoiled kitty (who is actually my wife's cat). And this cat hangs out with me during the day because I'm an acceptable spare human, but her preference is always my wife. Unfortunately my wife is working a 14 today and my cat simply cannot be consoled at the lack of her presence.

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My goal is to do the dishes and prep the wife's breakfast and lunch for tomorrow before 2 am tonight. I have 5 1/2 hours to accomplish this.

submitted 101 days ago • 2 comments

Normalize the Female Led Relationship. Normalize the Female Led Relationship. Normalize the Female Led Relationship. Normalize the Female Led Relationship.

submitted 113 days ago • 0 comments

Someone just gifted me a sub to @djviolit.com on twitch and now I get all her pretty emotes to spam in chat as we rage.

submitted 103 days ago • 1 comment