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Managing editor of http://wonkette.com, executive editor/proprietor of The Moral High Ground (SUBSCRIBE HERE: http://evanhurst.substack.com) Southern, dog person, lover of music and food. Bless your heart.
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Sorry, Elon. Tesla Is Over, And So Are You. Cope Harder. www.wonkette.com/p/sorry-elon...

submitted 10 hours ago • 3 comments

U Of Alabama College Democrats Call A Tyrant A Tyrant www.wonkette.com/p/u-of-alaba...

submitted 14 hours ago • 1 comment

Haha YUP

submitted 16 hours ago • 0 comments

Nazi PE teachers like Tom Homan dutifully bark out the name of a murdered white woman in response to every suggestion that immigrants are human beings. Play a different song, dipshit.

submitted 17 hours ago • 2 comments

RFK Jr.: The teen cum is insufficient. I need more teen cum.

submitted 1 day ago • 1758 comments

Strong "Have you ever seen a grown man naked?" vibes here from RFK.

submitted 1 day ago • 6 comments

As others have noted, if you’re not seeing this “pro-natalism” creepiness through the lens of the white nationalist Fourteen Words, you’re missing the point.

submitted 1 day ago • 211 comments

Secretary Sh*tfaced Couldn’t Wait 10 MINUTES To Pull Down Pants And Show Family His War Plans www.wonkette.com/p/secretary-...

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Oh yeah, I’m preachin’. Upgrade your subscription to hear the audio version of this week’s column, which was a damn sermon. (And subscribe in general if you haven't!) evanhurst.substack.com/p/karoline-l...

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Almost every line of this story would have been simply unbelievable a few months ago: —Pioneering cancer researcher; —*Arrested* at airport in Boston; —Now indefinite ICE detention in Louisiana; —"Crime": not declaring some frog-embryo samples for research. Read it. www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...

submitted 2 days ago • 749 comments

LMAO thirsty as fuck and so insecure in their masculinity

submitted 1 day ago • 3 comments

He did it. He crashed the entire economy. In exactly 90 days.

submitted 2 days ago • 652 comments

“Communication is key in every strong marriage, and that includes communication about airstrikes on foreign adversaries,” said the Pentagon chief, who called the mere idea of withholding classified information from one’s spouse “toxic” and “unhealthy.” theonion.com/pete-he...

submitted 2 days ago • 60 comments

FIFA, it’s time to move all the American matches to Canada or Mexico.

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Uh oh, white girl wasted on a Monday morning, my heavens

submitted 2 days ago • 4 comments

Singles to slip in Corey Lewandowski’s waistband?

submitted 2 days ago • 8 comments

I feel like if the "entire military is working against" Pete Hegseth, that might be a sign that the entire US military thinks he's a dumb drunk piece of dogshit buffoon, and maybe the problem is him? Dunno, Karoline, you're the fucking professional. www.joemygod.com/2025/04/leav...

submitted 2 days ago • 6 comments

A new study models the impact of the implosion of U.S.-funded disease treatment and prevention in the developing world — and suggests that Elon Musk and Marco Rubio will go down as among history’s greatest monsters if funding and effective administration are not restored.

submitted 2 days ago • 110 comments

Looking forward to the president tweeting out that Pope Francis was "very unfair to 'TRUMP' as a Pope, not a nice guy!!!! THANK YOU."

submitted 2 days ago • 79 comments

I woke up to news that JD Vance has killed the pope?????

submitted 2 days ago • 4 comments

Yep, that'd be the worst.

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He is risen! And he doesn’t know Karoline Leavitt. evanhurst.substack.com/p/karoline-l...

submitted 4 days ago • 4 comments

Maybe if Karoline Leavitt accepted Jesus into her black heart, she wouldn't be like this evanhurst.substack.com/p/karoline-l...

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

Uh oh, Secretary Shitfaced!

submitted 3 days ago • 3 comments

Selfies work sometimes

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

He is risen! And he doesn’t know Karoline Leavitt. evanhurst.substack.com/p/karoline-l...

submitted 4 days ago • 4 comments

lmao got his ass

submitted 4 days ago • 7 comments

i mean, i don't know that it gets any clearer than this without the pope saying "you ain't shit. your crew ain't shit. and all of y'all are burning in hell."

submitted 4 days ago • 19 comments

Look what happens when you tell Trump to suck your ass. You automatically win!

submitted 4 days ago • 2 comments

Trump sending more innocent people to the concentration camp.

submitted 5 days ago • 4 comments

definitive evidence that trump hates this dude

submitted 5 days ago • 381 comments

Your Moral High Ground Holy Week message! If you're not yet subscribed to my newsletter, plz do so and if you value what I do, support my work with a paid subscription if you are able! evanhurst.substack.com/p/karoline-l...

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment

Poor thing, still doesn’t understand Putin is laughing at him and thinks he’s an idiot

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment

Karoline had a serious job to do on this Good Friday, and it involved a red sharpie

submitted 5 days ago • 3 comments