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evanprill.bsky.social
Ye my mom said if you're playing tag you gotta let me play as well so
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Just dropped a ten inch turd swear to god

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BIG THE CAT

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Huuuuge news for Chris-Chan!!

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Can't stop thinking about the CEO of UnitedHealth getting killed. Images unrelated

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Dragonball Daima is so fuckin fun, rest in peace Akira Toriyama you 🐐 😔

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Giggling and kicking my feetsies waiting for Christmas type vibes rn

submitted 98 days ago • 0 comments

Guys, what, it's not gay to kiss boys and wanna massage them with scented eucalyptus oils lmao, why are you all being so weird haha I'm not GAY or anything haha

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Three tickets for Sonic the Hedgehog 3, please.

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What you doin when I pull up to the Spice Orgy wearin this

submitted 108 days ago • 0 comments

NINTENDO! GIVE ME POKEPARK 3 OR A REMASTER OF POKEPARK 1 + 2 AND MY LIFE IS YOURS!

submitted 109 days ago • 0 comments

What my neighbor sees through their peephole at 3 am after I'm tripping off shrooms

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me and my brother had a massive Lego city in our basement, with a million different set acquired from Christmas and birthdays. Our mini figures were the mayors and one of the story’s my brother created was one where someone tried to JFK him

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hi friends meet my baby pandy 🖤 been 3 months since i rescued her / found her in the trash almost dead.. i took her in and nursed her back to health. i just love this sweet angel so much ive never had an animal be so grateful and sweet and loving before like she is.

submitted 111 days ago • 3 comments

I ain't really seen nothin like it since leaving twitter so I'll just say it one more time FREE PALESTINE

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On this day in 2002, 22 years ago, Pokémon Ruby & Sapphire were first released. These games started the third generation and introduced 135 new Pokémon. It told the story of you stopping Team Aqua or Team Magma serebii.net/rubysapphire/

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Stuck in that weird Limbo where I feel like I need to shit but don't feel like I need to shit. May God have mercy on my soul

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Need a show where Eric Andre, Nathan Fielder, and Tim Robinson unite to make people feel uncomfortable irl

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Just ran over my neighbors 3 year old son. Maybe don't play in your driveway you stupid lil turd! #haveabonerificday

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“If Adam Picked the Apple” by Danielle Coffyn Love this. Reminds me of “If Men Could Menstruate” by Gloria Steinem

submitted 115 days ago • 284 comments

If anyone were to ever harm my daughter, I would be forced to commit acts the Geneva Convention would frown upon

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Been humming the song from Mr Crockets world all day, I should rewatch it

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Rob McElhenney has made a message about Danny DeVito turning 80 years old today: “This man was born 80 years ago today. He could still drink you under the table. He could still make you laugh harder than anyone you’ve ever met. He could still make you feel like you’re the only person in the room.

submitted 115 days ago • 21 comments

Mr president, a second lime has been put in the coconut

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today's my first day at incident high school, i hope they don't find out i don't have an incident 😥

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