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Will fight you in defense of The Last of Us Part II. Has given up fighting in defense of the New Orleans Pelicans
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the ninth inning of a close CWS game is the safest way to watch someone attempt to land a plane that’s on fire

imagine thinking there's a better postseason than college baseball. why would you believe such a foolish thing

see the problem here is the only city anybody actually needs to be actively afraid of is Bossier City but nobody involved in this debate has ever been there

This is frying me.

I know posting "the girls are fighting" seems funny, but it's actually insensitive and shitty. My father died in a girl fight. He tried to break it up and the girls pulled him apart like freshly baked bread. He didn't even scream. One moment he was there, the next just a spray of dad viscera.

Time to suffer through a 9-hour workday knowing my Switch 2 is waiting at home

we’re reaching insane levels of caring about meaningless shit

NEVER IN DOUBT

S2 E6 of this show is probably the most well-acted episode of television that should not exist. So much depth has been removed from this story by this narrative structure

An opening weekend for the Pope.

Andor finale had me saying “that was really good. I’m gonna miss this show.” Then I saw the final shot and started weeping

Derek Carr's enduring legacy will be that he was the quarterback who got Dennis Allen fired twice

Took the new pope 48 hours to do his first miracle for New Orleans

This game being delayed by 3 hours was great for two reasons: 1. It allowed #WEIRDBASEBALL to happen and conjure up 1 am Alex Box Magic 2. I decided to go to a 7 pm showing of Sinners three weeks after everyone else and yeah, its fantastic

Pope Leo spotted on the 2005 World Series broadcast

North Carolina football

‘touch grass’ bro i don’t know if you’re aware but they have portable computers now. i’m clowning on your ass in a secluded glen by a rushing waterfall. a newborn fawn is nuzzling my hand while i quote dunk u

Chicago Pope's here

you know who else came from chicago and was on "a mission from god"

and boy what an incredible run Cardinal Parolin has had as the Vatican Secretary of State. I tell everybody, Cardinal Parolin might be the best Vatican Secretary of State I’ve ever seen! (Long pause as the Cardinal Parolin fans go crazy) …BUT IM GOING WITH CARDINAL TAGLE! (He puts on a Tagle head)

Was literally about to post this exact same statement. I thought I’d wait one more week to make sure they land the plane, but I have no more reservations. It’s a masterpiece

Normally when someone says this you're about to see something terrible but in this case it's brilliant

someone wrote out the entire Thom Brennaman apology above a urinal at a brewery in High Point

We now have the umpires radioing SEC HQ to figure out if there is a mound visit infraction. We’re reaching Hoover levels of #WEIRDBASEBALL

I’m sure somebody has done this before but here you go

If you trade up for Jaxson Dart I need to see your wallet for a second I’ll be right back

Stayed up late to secure a Switch 2 preorder but now the adrenaline rush has me too wired to fall asleep

The NFL Draft is the second-best sporting event to have on the TV to occasionally pay attention to while I play my Switch in handheld mode. The best is a college baseball postseason game not involving my school

I’m laying down my sword. Y’all won

I have a really hard time envisioning David Griffin’s successor being superior to him when it comes to identifying talented basketball players. We know that wasn’t the issue with the past six years, so this move feels overreactive to me

I was unemployed at this time last year, but now I can celebrate Jayden Daniels’ 2023 season at LSU by donating $48 for the 48 TDs he scored in just 12 games. Only after I donated did I realize he actually scored 50 TDs. The challenge was successful and 2 extra dollars were added #CharitibundiBowl

The narrative structure in The Last Of Us Part II is so bold that I can’t help but view it as absolutely perfect. I totally understand why it had to be altered for a TV format, but I really wish everyone could experience the game’s story blindly as I did. The slow reveals are just masterfully done.

The Saints are going to start Shedeur Sanders, Jaxson Dart or Aaron Rodgers at QB next year

Never in doubt

duke with the falcons tribute on julio’s retirement 🫡