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Harris had called for a ceasefire btw

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Nobody says that lol

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“Lib protests are cringe” you are a disappointment to your parents

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we made it to friday, team

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spotify GET A GRIP

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I think often about Michelle Wolf's WHCA Dinner talk in which she said the inside-the-beltway press secretly loves Trump. And then they ostracized her for daring to tell the truth.

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So what I got from World Pride is that all the hot men live in New York

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My statement on what's unfolding in Los Angeles.

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I hope Kamala Harris and Hillary Clinton are having a great day

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I do think it's funny that all of this is happening and lefties are still like "well people were justified in not voting for Harris" like get absolutely fucked you do-nothing losers

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they announce that they rigged it yet?

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God I wish I could afford NYC

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Adults on Hulu/FX... 10/10

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Happy 50th birthday to the iconic Lauryn Hill.

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Kamala Harris has enacted the same number of laws out of office since the election as Bernie Sanders has in office. They have the same records this year despite only Sanders actually being able to enact laws. The dude's enacted three laws in his entire career & two of them are naming post offices.

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lmao the american electorate is evenly divided on whether the nazi immigration antics are too far or not and leftists will still be like "harris lost because she wasn't enough of a socialist"

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how bad do u want me is the correct choice for this list like what's not clicking about songs of the SUMMER

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pool season begins

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Renaming your brand back to its previous name has to be so embarrassing

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Will never understand those who look at the homeless and understand *themselves* as victims—of inconvenience.

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drunk at a dive bar and made a toast for aerith 😭

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the new york sewer rats have finally elected a new rat pope

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This is an incredibly annoying question but is anyone else getting swarmed by grindr bots today, way worse than usual, or is just a me problem that I should be concerned about

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me 😔

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Benson Boone expressed more personality than I was expecting tbh

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the chair! give him the chair!

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The thing about Harry Potter is that it's a book for children and culturally we do not need to put it on such a high pedestal. There are other books and better writers (in terms of prose and personality). Move on

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You know what? Fuck anyone whoever said both parties are the same.

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Thank god my uber to the airport had good taste in music and was listening to lithium radio. If I had to listen to christian rock again I would lose it

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Marina girl what is going ON with these singles...

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the moon is such a planet i can't even stand it

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Another day, another 2024 aspirant/prospective 2028 candidate inadvertently vindicating Harris as the right nominee choice 😌

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Cake is Rage Against The Machine for people who are doing ok

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just woke up what did i miss

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Today isn't even Wednesday???

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I don't know why I wrote this like I'm a junior in high school btw

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Need to haul ass to the gym to get my workout in before class, but jesus man I don't wanna

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‘White Lotus’ star Carrie Coon talks about her viral sprint scene in the season finale: “Look, I’m an American and I’m a New Yorker, and if you think I don’t know where the exits are in any building I’m in, then you’re not paying attention to the news.”

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😌

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Fear has a way of being contagious. But courage is also contagious.

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Am I just going to be depressed every time it's gray and rainy out now like is that just my new thing

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