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When I argue that much of the Republican Party has forgotten that Trump was president in 2020, I mean that much of the Republican Party really has forgotten that Trump was president in 2020. It really wasn't that long ago, but here we are.

submitted 17 hours ago • 45 comments

Undefeated

submitted 17 hours ago • 3 comments

DUDE

submitted 17 hours ago • 133 comments

this is not true either legally or in a colloquial sense, but an NYT reporter says it like he's telling you the weather.

submitted 21 hours ago • 233 comments

Just realized we’re closer to 2029 than 2019 and I need to lay down

submitted 21 hours ago • 2 comments

Breaking News: President Trump plans to accept a luxury Boeing 747 from Qatar that he will use as Air Force One and will keep using after he leaves office. The plan — involving possibly the biggest foreign gift ever received by the U.S. government — raises substantial ethical issues.

submitted 1 day ago • 1030 comments

Straight guys in plaid shorts again is a recession indicator

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

It was one month ago (tomorrow) that US Supreme Court ruled 9-0 that Trump admin needed to 'facilitate' return of K Abrego Garcia from prison in El Salvador. There he sits.

submitted 3 days ago • 38 comments

I need to stop buying records but come onnnnn

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

He went from “I alone can fix it” to “Up to Scott B.”

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

She was so real for this

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“One former aide to Cuomo told me that the two seem to understand each other. ‘When he talks to Trump, he calls him ‘boss,’ the former Cuomo aide said. ‘I’ve never heard him call anyone else ‘boss..I think he and Trump get along very well—he kind of admires him.”

submitted 7 days ago • 69 comments

Had a bad day (didn’t become pope)

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Pirro is the 23rd former Fox employee Trump has named to his administration. She's wildly unqualified to be DC's top prosecutor and was been described by her former executive producer as a "reckless lunatic." Gonna thread some of her lowlights.

submitted 4 days ago • 219 comments

It’s too bad Biden didn’t live long enough to see this

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The Holy Spirit going to Chicago

submitted 4 days ago • 2 comments

69 years-old—he’s just a boy!

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

First of all, who did he vote for?

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

we lost two Super Hornets to the waves and I haven’t seen any discussion of the race or gender of anyone who might be at fault, which means I have a pretty good guess as to the race and gender of everyone who might be at fault

submitted 5 days ago • 97 comments

I’ve gone to brunches that lasted longer than this conclave

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

Pope!

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Sorry, I was unable to face my notifications dot for two days.

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

Catching up on The Valley

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment

it's so sick that they're going along with a crypto bill in the middle of basically the biggest corruption scandal in presidential history, specifically about crypto

submitted 5 days ago • 16 comments

the deep irony that’s on display for the whole world through the actions of people like nancy mace is that they are far more obsessed with the genitals and going ons in bathrooms than any trans person to ever exist

submitted 5 days ago • 125 comments

“We’re being canceled when we say the n-word” *white woman says n-word, people giver her $700,000” “We still feel canceled on the inside”

submitted 5 days ago • 397 comments

Don’t come for the queen!! #Survivor

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everyone go around the conclave and say your name, your parish, and a fun fact about yourself

submitted 5 days ago • 4 comments

Feels like just yesterday he was saying children need to be happy with 2 dolls instead of 30. Oh wait.

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

they are currently ignoring a supreme court decision and no one cares or is doing a single thing about it, its just so goddam infuriating

submitted 6 days ago • 317 comments

The reason he gave for the tariffs is because the other countries were already buying less from the US than the US was buying from them. They weren’t shopping with us when things were cheaper—why would they start now??

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

The Met Gala is great if you love watching a certain genre of gay guy fire off post after post in search of a hit like they’re a legacy media account with KPIs to meet

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I lost my hat on a tour of Alcatraz last year FYI just in case any of you find it

submitted 8 days ago • 1 comment

congress should consider stopping the stupidest person who has ever lived from destroying the economy

submitted 8 days ago • 221 comments

If Biden, who is actually Catholic, posted a picture of himself as Pope there would be a thousand op-eds and cable news hits for months about how it was the most blasphemous thing an American president has ever done and we’d assume he had gone insane.

submitted 10 days ago • 200 comments

To be clear, Germany is cracking down on a Neo-Nazi party, and the US government is defending the Neo-Nazi party

submitted 10 days ago • 215 comments

Imagine if the NYT covered trans healthcare this way

submitted 10 days ago • 42 comments

It brings me no pleasure to report that the men of Hoboken are looking fine as hell today

submitted 10 days ago • 1 comment

They want to reduce the living conditions of everyone who's not white to their antebellum levels but with additional pollution and deliberate harm so they're miserable and dying. It's segregation, it's ecocide, it's Nazi shit all over.

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments