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evany.bsky.social
Word masseuse + tech industry cockroach (Friendster, Television Without Pity, Webmonkey alum + Cool Site of the Day award recipient)
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The hypocrisy is the point

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

Some good things are still happening!

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

Me, at my own funeral, via follow-up survey: Please rate your experience: º Most embarrassing thing Evany ever did/said? º Most offensive? º Most unforgivable? º Any other secret opinions, judgments, or disappointments? Thanks as always for your insights. FEEDBACK IS A GIFT!

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

Everything they do is making us less safe and our country less great

submitted 19 days ago • 1 comment

Lots and lots of places I used to shop at on this list

submitted 31 days ago • 0 comments

See also: * poking into the payphone to check for change * endlessly fiddle-flipping the ashtray on the plane open and close * rolling down the car window * pushing in and pulling out the molten-hot car lighter * settling the removable faceplate back onto the car radio

submitted 32 days ago • 1 comment

THREAD! We need to stick together.

submitted 34 days ago • 0 comments

Each day I ask my teeth, “You want Regular or The Works?” Most mornings (and the occasional nooner) it’s Regular, but nights we go all out: cracks flossed, mouth washed, lips balmed, and each individual tooth lovingly brushed, buffed, and detailed.

submitted 36 days ago • 0 comments

I keep seeing this reference to public bathrooms as women's "private spaces" and I just do not understand it. Strangers are strangers even when they're women! We're not communing in there for hours at a time, talking about perimenopause and who's getting divorced and shaving our legs.

submitted 95 days ago • 836 comments

The logistics, timing skills, basic math, and ability to follow complicated instructions that go into the 3-day lead-up to a colonoscopy are so impressively involved, I now think this is what we should be using as the screening to qualify for every job in America.

submitted 98 days ago • 0 comments

Okay I think I may have the answer? Woke up with these words in my head: “just use the double-eyed can-opener trick”

submitted 103 days ago • 0 comments

From the idea larder: Different flavors of toothpastes for different times of day or year (coffee, orange juice, pumpkin pie)

submitted 103 days ago • 0 comments

A small shivering part of me is still over here fantasizing about a LaLaLand/Moonlight mixup switcheroo whoopsie nevermind haha just kidding election results reversal

submitted 104 days ago • 1 comment

a new gummy candy called “bed sours”

submitted 620 days ago • 0 comments

Me: Actively struggling to remember the word for being old and unable to remember things Irony: “Senile”! THE WORD IS “SENILE”!

submitted 629 days ago • 0 comments

Hello word!

submitted 629 days ago • 0 comments