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Artist/Cat Dad •|• all opinions are my own •|• “It has been said that civilization is twenty-four hours and two meals away from barbarism.” Art shops: https://linktr.ee/evaporationBoy
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I had an emergency tooth extraction this morning. The infection made its way into my sinuses. Something about a plug & a bunch of stitches in the back of my mouth. Antibiotics, pain meds, and ice cream... oh my!

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PROXIMITY ALERT

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22 YEARS?!?!?!

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My friend Josh's new cat is regal as fuck

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Today is Honky Cats' 9th birthday! Happy Cinco de gato!

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My coworker Mohamed just gave me a white chocolate covered date from his trip to Saudi Arabia and holy shit it was delicious

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Approximately 0530 this morning

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Binx went from 0 to GIVE ME THE PHONE BITCH!

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My friend Ed bought me flowers last night

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Whether they're flowers or weeds, there's gonna be a lot of them. Also, those goddamn tiny druids were trespassing again! #Trespassing #Druids #StoneHenge #BrickHenge #Lawn #Garden #Sunflowers #Wildflowers #Flowers #FlowerGarden

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Dipped into the sketchbook for a few minutes last night. I've been in a looong painting rut. Going back to pencil & paper feels nice.

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Watching TV

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10 years ago my friend Monica & I went as platonic dates to our friend Dani's wedding. My bowtie was rocking & the happy couple looked amazing (still do)

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It's 2032. Everyone who isn't white has been deported. Cyborg President Trump issues the order to deport everyone taller than 6'3"

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Elon Mustyass is gonna buy the papacy so he can name some random Musk gobbler Pope. A month later every Church will be connected to Starlink. A year later all parishioners will have neuralink installed so prayers & Fourth Reich marching orders can be uploaded daily.

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Easter sketch

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Evidence of tiny druid trespass

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Blue striped irises have been added to the circle garden

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She looks like she's planning to kidnap Geordi La Forge en route to Risa and manchurian candidate him to kill the Klingon governor

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My window well cover got destroyed by the recent storms, but i couldn't find the exact size replacement because my grandfather was a machinist by trade & an engineer at heart, so this entire house has been maintained through creative improvisation since 1962. Might as well 1/2

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We try to be good people, but we all know someone who likes Creed.

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They could change a few words and make this about Palestine, and it would still fit perfectly. clip.cafe/lethal-weapo...

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Very strange few days. My dad died Wednesday night. I hadn't seen him in person since I was 4 or 5 years old. Since then we exchanged a few emails & texts about 7 years ago. I didn't really know him outside of growing up seeing how him cheating on & abruptly leaving 1/

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My dudes' rocking Yoda ears

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Additional window kitty from yesterday. Now on video!

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It's eerily appropriate that Maggie Thatcher died on Rex Manning day.

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Just remembered this adorable old video, this kid has such good comic timing I hope you’re thriving out their queen

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A Muslim coworker of mine who was born in Liberia went on pilgrimage during Ramadan. He's still out of the country, and with the current state of things I'm concerned that he won't be allowed to come home

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Tracks

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Went down a rabbit hole & accidentally learned that I'm related to Ryan Phillippe. The details get a little fuzzy in the 1800's, but I've looked it over thoroughly, and have determined that the former Mr. Reese Witherspoon is my 4th cousin.

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Window kitties window kittying

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Prophets forbid they actually pose together nicely for a picture. Honky Cat is an attention whore who lunges at the camera for the spotlight & Binx is always looking at something *over there*

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I'm not a dog person, but there's a short list of dogs I like. This is my friends' dog, Chloe. I met Chloe today. Chloe is on the short list

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He fired the black chairman of the joint chiefs for being woke and hired his brother.

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Binx is less grumpy than usual today

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Posted by my friend Mike, a graphic designer & musician. RIP Graphic Design

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I think about outer space often, so here's so of my REAL space art 1) Acrylic & hair dye on three 4"x12" canvases 2) Acrylic & hair dye on four 11"x13¾ wood panels 3) Acrylic & hair dye on three 9"x12¼" wood panels 4) Acrylic on natural canvas Converse Chuck Taylor's

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