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It’s that point of the cold apparently where my nose makes weird creaky sounds, like a shipwreck.

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You wrap these boys in plastic so they don’t spoil and somehow they still manage to get away. The nerve. 🖤

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Had fun ruining someone’s perfectly good suit last night.

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“I want to share your mouthful. I want to do all the things your lungs do so well. I'm gonna bed into you like a cat beds into a bean bag. Turn you inside out and lick you like a crisp packet…” —Alt-J, Every Other Freckle

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I was just offered the lead role in a project because the director once saw me smear tuna all over myself at a fundraiser show. Never doubt your dumb ideas.

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me, in an adult onesie and propeller beanie, eating olives off my fingertips I’m glad you came to me for advice

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Is there a limit to how many crushes a person can have at one time? Well, I’m here to self-experiment science this! Get me my lab coat and clipboard! #polycrushery #ForScience

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How the FUCK is it still January-

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"i will de-nazify shit but i will not re-nazify shit"

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Amid all the stuff happening in the White House, it might be easy to miss the five-alarm emergency happening on the Hill. The SAVE Act will soon come down the pike, which would require voters to prove their citizenship to register to vote. It might sound innocuous. It's not 🧵

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Was talking about a hypno horror scene I did at @charmed2025.bsky.social where I was in a dark void, only something else was in there with me, and, spoiler alert, it didn’t go well for me. And spouse starts singing “Fighting a monster with (beat) six tongues. I fought the void and the void won”. 🖤

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In my dms: “It was my first time…being used properly like an object…” I’m going to wear out my phone battery (or something) rereading that sentence. 🫠

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Yesterday I leant my vagina to a nursing school for students to get practice doing pelvic exams. I had to explain to them why I had bruises on my inner thighs, which only makes for better kink-aware learning for competent medical practitioners. @con-moonscape.bsky.social @akiwibirb.bsky.social

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"Back in the day MEN used to be MEN" Men back in the day:

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Flying home from @charmed2025.bsky.social I’m overwhelmed with gratitude for the amazing people who will do fun, weird, terrifying, yummy, ferrel, nurturing, affirming things to me & for the amazing people who will let me do fun, weird, terrifying, yummy, ferrel, nurturing, affirming things to them.

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Seattle

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My favorite quote from @charmed2025.bsky.social, from @roboskank20x6.bsky.social ‘s body horror class: “Your libido is not Batman. It doesn’t need a tragic backstory”.

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anyway

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The media: How do we write “Hitler salute” without it sounding too “Hitler salutish”

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Alt text added. Popping the phone number into the post so folks can copy/paste it more easily: US: 877-565-8860 Canada: 877-330-6366 Hours: Monday to Friday, 10am - 6pm Pacific. Can we PLEASE remember to include alt, especially on things as important as this?

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These executive orders on banning federally funded entities from recognizing trans people or disallowing them from using the bathroom are not self-executing or immediately enforceable. They require formal rule making at a minimum. They are a scare tactic. Ignore and do not comply in advance.

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I woke up gayer this morning. Gonna do some extra gay things today.

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Somebody tonight suggested that all dollification is pretty much CNC and now I just keep thinking about dollification.

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the last thing a churu brand lickable treat sees

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It’s Friday night. Turn off the news this weekend. Avoid politics. Have dinner with friends and family. Play board games. Go for a nice walk. Watch a romcom. Eat food that’s bad for you and terribly delicious. Ban nonsense from your weekend. Friendly advice. 💜

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I love how embracing segregationism is cool now that it's been rebranded as anti-wokeness

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Travel finally booked for @charmed2025.bsky.social! (I had to wait until last minute for reasons.) I’ll be landing Wednesday early evening and flying out Monday mid evening. Can’t wait!! ✨🌟💫

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You can tell the quality of a conference by the homemade almond cookies they have waiting for you as part of their presenter appreciation care package in your hotel room before you even have checked in. #WestcoastBound @tamelioness.bsky.social

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I spent last week helping bring my mom back from the edge of death using hypnosis techniques to get her eat, drink, ground, and engage. After 12 days of UTI induced delirium and not eating. She’s coming back. She’s cracking funny jokes. To say I am exhausted this week is an understatement.

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Here we go: governments are beginning to crack down on the use of virtual private networks This is going to happen here too

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OMG! I think we can do this. I'm less than 100 away. What do I gotta do to get you to follow me and close this deal today? #BigDick #Daddy #ThickDickDaddy If you see this, follow me NOW to be a part of the winning team. And then REPOST it so others can be a winner too.

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This week is a really hard year. I could really use all the funny/adorable/encouraging memes and animals pics you’ve got. 🥺

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