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I'm a transgemder :0 I make music too She/it, 22 https://allmylinks.com/evelynthebassist
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Cheren should have been a dark-type gym leader. In BW, the Pokémon I associate with him most (other than his starter) is Liepard. Also he never had Lillipup or Patrat on his team, but had Purrloin since the beginning. His gym team could have been Purrloin (perhaps the child of his Liepard) and Zorua

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

Looking for a date for Christmas 2026

submitted 3 days ago • 2 comments

Crazy that after Legends Z-A the Legends series will have featured 2 of the 3 Unova starters and all 3 Johto starters... it's almost like they're trying to put Johto and Unova Pokémon back to the front of our minds for some reason 👀 (Let's Go Johto and BW remakes on the horizon perhaps)

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

Just bumped into an old friend.

submitted 21 days ago • 825 comments

bisexuals aren't real. ive had sex way more than two times

submitted 21 days ago • 5 comments

Am I allowed to buy a Corvette if I'm not a 45 year old man going through a midlife crisis

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments

im like if a girl was a boy who was tired all the time

submitted 28 days ago • 1 comment

submitted 30 days ago • 6 comments

i sink my fangs into your neck. your vision fades… the world goes dark. you awaken, but changed somehow. you feel a dark hunger. hunger for attention. the need to post compels you to reach for your phone. within moments you’ve posted “i’m gay” 500 times.

submitted 38 days ago • 11 comments

I saw a corvette on the freeway and creamed my pants but then I saw a cybertruck right after and all the cum got sucked back in

submitted 38 days ago • 0 comments

Microsoft more like macro hard

submitted 47 days ago • 1 comment

*death metal voice* LET ME SUCK YOUR FUCKING DICK OUGH OUGH

submitted 54 days ago • 2 comments

The guy from teen beach movie is lowkey a they/them

submitted 59 days ago • 1 comment

submitted 60 days ago • 4 comments

i saw a tiktok about how reading Infinite Jest in childhood is a sign of testicle sentience and i can't stop thinking about it

submitted 60 days ago • 1 comment

Men who can't find the clit are the same men who can't find the blinkers on their BMW

submitted 61 days ago • 0 comments

Pokémon Ranger 4 in 2025 please I'm begging it's been 15 years

submitted 61 days ago • 1 comment

submitted 62 days ago • 1 comment

when you get bottom surgery they cut your shit off with a smaller guillotine it still has to be as tall for momentum reasons but theres a dick hole instead of a head hole. to make it smaller they chop it with a different guillotine

submitted 64 days ago • 8 comments

I'm just a girl trying to paint her warhammer models what do you mean come spend time with my family

submitted 64 days ago • 0 comments

Condoms are fucking disgusting and won't exist under atheism

submitted 66 days ago • 2 comments

ADHD is inherently graygender.

submitted 67 days ago • 2 comments

i saw a tiktok about how eating your twin in the womb in childhood is a sign of having a giant cock and i can't stop thinking about it

submitted 69 days ago • 8 comments