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I should do a lore dump on Modem’s creator (not me lmao)

If you’re wondering where my robot oc Modem got his gassy tendencies from, it was from his creator The big, bearded human passed gas casually and often around the bot, which he picked up and now does the same

Thinking about a beefy human knight going to try and slay a big dragon warrior, but before he can even try to attack the dragon he gets cut off by his own gas The two stare at each other awkwardly before the dragon curiously passes gas as well The two laugh and end up forming a bond…from their gas

📣 Story coms open til tomorrow 6pm CET! 📣 Ever wanted CHARACTERS to do STUFF? Ever had this COOL IDEA and went "damn this'd rock in a format that'd take 1 hour to go through"? HERE'S YOUR CHANCE My prices: www.furaffinity.net/commissions/... My ToS (read them): docs.google.com/document/d/1...

Gassy pirate guys farting on the open seas

When your big boar boss is bigger and a whole lot gassier than you are

I wanna sniff butt so bad right now

Roche is treating that chair the same way he's gonna treat your face later. Unless you have something nice to say about that new fragrance in the air. 😈 🎨 by @assenjoyer on 🐦

CANT STOP THINKING ABOUT A GASSY DINO TRUCKER GUY FUCK FUCK FUCK

Me when I think about men: 😩💖💖💖💦💦💦 Me when I see a man irl: 🤮🤮🤮🤨🤨🤨🙄🙄🙄🙄💢💢💢

I haven’t been eating a lot of beef recently so now the scent of it actually grosses me out lol

Got yourself some gassy art? Looking for a way to give it a little bit more life? I am proud to announce I am now doing commissions for audio/visual edits. (DM for requests) (🇬🇧 GBP £) Example below with kind permission from my good friend, @lesickomode.bsky.social

Oh yeah today is Kentaro’s birthday so if you have anything to ask/ request of the old dragon, now’s the time!

If I get another ad for some dumbass ai program/service I swear I will actually go fucking ballistic

CW: #fart The inhabitants of Sundown Town, living under the yoke of outlaws, put their hopes in the spacefarer merc Blackhammer, the traveler Charlot, and their peculiar ways to deal with problems... 🦖🍑🐶 New Sci-Fi #kothu story commission for Bacon on FA! ⤵️ www.furaffinity.net/view/59972359/

Here he is Duke made his debut appearance Plz enjoy his company

Knight guy farting a ton…

God. Can’t think about anything other than hrothgar farts

Gassy tiger men…….

Thinking a goat professor guy who’s infamous for his bad gas

Introducing ✨ Packages ✨ 3 story commission slots will be open to grab on Feb 24 at 6pm CET for 24h. I'm announcing it in advance so you can check my new ToS, prices and packages, and get your pitch(es) ready! Info ⤵️ FA: www.furaffinity.net/commissions/... ToS: docs.google.com/document/d/1...

Big gassy gator trucker

Oh to be the nerdy character that the big jock guy always teases