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I need to interrupt your evening with this joke Kid 1 just told me: What noise does James Bond's doorbell make? Dong. Ding Dong.

submitted 31 days ago • 35 comments

Shoutout to everyone who’s never had an identity crisis. You know who you are.

submitted 37 days ago • 5 comments

It’s the shortest day. Mind your head.

submitted 73 days ago • 1 comment

In the copse near me an unidentifiable creature is thrutching about it. On and on. Folk horror/ nature calling.

submitted 102 days ago • 0 comments

But Emily loved him.

submitted 716 days ago • 9 comments

UK journalists talking about echo chambers when 0.2% of journalists are Black and 2.5% Asian and 51% of the most influential journalists went to private school is a bit of a joke

submitted 107 days ago • 55 comments

Introduce yourself with some jobs you have done apart from what you do now 1. Potato picker, Yorkshire 2. Agricultural worker, Yorkshire 3. Demolisher and Brick cleaner, Yorkshire 4. Light sculptor (artist), Birmingham 5. Educational software developer/designer, Essex

submitted 108 days ago • 0 comments

I just cross-bred a crocodile and a homing pigeon. I expect that'll come back to bite me.

submitted 108 days ago • 5 comments

THE WICKER MANTOMIME - A CRASS CAMP CULTISH PUNK PAGAN POP PARODY Villages Brewery 21-22 Resolution Way London SE8 4NT www.eventbrite.co.uk/e/the-wicker...

submitted 109 days ago • 1 comment

Doctor Who is like if all the school bullies got together and performed a cruel sketch about what nerds like

submitted 606 days ago • 9 comments

Found this yesterday

submitted 515 days ago • 1 comment