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Writer + editor about pop culture and niche B2B tech. Wrote 33 1/3 book on Devo. Powerlifter. #1 egg fan. Black Lives Matter. NOW: Oakland, CA. SOON: Twin Cities, MN. www.oovy.net.
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I'll say one thing for pink eye, bright red eyeballs really make green eyes pop.

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If you happened to see that last post, I’m sorry, and I had to delete it, I grossed myself out too much.

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

In retrospect, B613 was a pretty good idea.

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

“We’re going to save tons of money running this grocery store by throwing out all the cash registers”

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

If there’s one group of people who know how to handle entitled middle aged white dudes

submitted 3 days ago • 14 comments

I woke up this morning and my right eye was essentially superglued shut with conjunctivitis. Now I feel like a cat with a gross eye, I imagine everyone in this airport is like "why doesn't someone do something about that."

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For some reason, every movie I watch on an airplane is the maximum degree of good, funny, moving, scary, etc. it can possibly be. I just watched A Real Pain and I am feeling it hard. What a wonderful film.

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Hey at least the DNC has jokes: They just sent an email from Kamala asking for a donation five minutes after confirming RFK Jr. (I know they all voted no but they have done nothing at all to effectively stall or block these jokers).

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I hope to one day love anything or anyone as much as my 13 year-old loves Lin Manuel Miranda.

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Happy pitchers and catchers day!

submitted 10 days ago • 2 comments

Prediction: The next time we see Travis his head will be shaved again. I have a theory that he grew it out because Taylor likes it better and it’s going to be a rocky few days.

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This is diabolical and I am losing it

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Both sides of my family are from Philly/South Jersey so I’m just laughing at my sobbing 10 y.o. Swiftie.

submitted 13 days ago • 2 comments

Ok I’m gonna cry with them letting the South Jersey Dirtbag QB play

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When he already knows it was you

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If you’re in line to sack Patrick Mahomes, STAY IN LINE

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Shaboozey ad for Nerds? Man that was beautiful.

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I know this is Kendrick’s triumph as world’s greatest hater but I’d also like to give a shout out to the Provence of Ontario for buying ad time to honor our historic trade relationship with an undertone of “we own you,” A+.

submitted 13 days ago • 1 comment

Kendrick turned a diss track into a Grammy and a Superbowl halftime show it is literally impossible to top that might as well tear down mt Rushmore and put up 4 Kendricks

submitted 13 days ago • 64 comments

Drake is the all-time biggest loser of a rap feud and that includes people who have gotten shot and died as a result of rap feuds

submitted 20 days ago • 57 comments

Kendrick’s American flag motif at THIS MOMENT is subversive. Yes, yes, yes.

submitted 13 days ago • 428 comments

kendrick inspiring me to hate bigger

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can you imagine if Alex Soros and a team of nameless progressive programmers locked themselves in the Treasury building and began rewriting code

submitted 18 days ago • 25 comments

I know there are a lot of bad guys winning these days, but I'm holding close to my heart the fact that the Grammys gave both big song awards to a track that is literally only about how hard one sucky person sucks.

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My husband just said Chappel Roan looks like 1970s Peter Gabriel and now it’s all I can think about.

submitted 19 days ago • 2 comments

I couldn’t think of a word I know extremely well and refused to look it up, so I started a stopwatch, went about my business, and at an hour an 17 minutes said “dissent” out loud.

submitted 19 days ago • 3 comments

Wow man, you’re right. Too bad we don’t know anyone in Congress 🤷‍♀️

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Starting to feel like being so upset about Elon destroying Twitter was a little silly.

submitted 19 days ago • 1 comment

I’m gonna start a thread of my own summary headlines about this administration because I don’t know, sounds cute and fun.

submitted 20 days ago • 1 comment