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evilalicesg.bsky.social
Tried sitting on the sidelines and became an activist
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You’re the kinda person that falls back into your old habits, I’m the kinda person who walks away without turning around!

submitted 24 minutes ago • 0 comments

horny for a little bit of peace & quiet

submitted 4 hours ago • 0 comments

I don’t have a favorite color, but if “napping in clean sheets” was a color, it would be that.

submitted 10 hours ago • 2 comments

I’ve noticed lately that squirrels run slower when they have a nut in their mouth. I wonder if the same holds true for humans?

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

Leg cramps no problem, back in the jacuzzi tub at 1am 🤣🤣

submitted 10 hours ago • 0 comments

Clean, tipsy, naked and alone 🤣🤣🤣

submitted 10 hours ago • 1 comment

imagine if flamingos knew ballet

submitted 21 hours ago • 4 comments

depression so deep it has its own poetry podcast

submitted 11 hours ago • 3 comments

I don't even want to be me, most days much less verified

submitted 3 days ago • 9 comments

I’m a hopeless romantic, except without the romantic part.

submitted 12 hours ago • 5 comments

Hella sexy!!

submitted 11 hours ago • 0 comments

Omg, no fan, let’s just crank the air down!

submitted 11 hours ago • 0 comments

I'm offering free advice to anyone that has a problem they'd like made worse.

submitted 12 hours ago • 3 comments

Just like that I’m all better

submitted 11 hours ago • 0 comments

And this gorgeous androgynous person delivered!! ❤️❤️❤️

submitted 11 hours ago • 1 comment

Might cut myself open just to bleed on these white sheets

submitted 12 hours ago • 0 comments

What kind of fancy place runs out of wine and champagne?? 🍾

submitted 12 hours ago • 0 comments

About to go parade around the lobby naked and ruin some lives

submitted 12 hours ago • 0 comments

This bottle opener issue is kinda pissing me off

submitted 12 hours ago • 2 comments

Exfoliating my skin with chip crumbs.

submitted 13 hours ago • 7 comments

I’m a slut for emotional intelligence and stability

submitted 1 day ago • 4 comments

When i shower i like to imagine that the hot water is melting away my flesh and returning me to my pure skeleton form...so relaxing...

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

god gave me allergies bc he knew i’d be too powerful if i could breathe

submitted 1 day ago • 13 comments

I’m a switch. No, not sexually. I can shitpost OR reply guy.

submitted 13 hours ago • 1 comment

She’s a ten, but she has touched the horizon and been forever changed

submitted 12 hours ago • 0 comments

Don’t let anyone drag you down. Do that shit yourself, freeloader

submitted 14 hours ago • 1 comment

Good girls gone bad taste the sweetest.

submitted 14 hours ago • 1 comment

What base is it when you're the only one talking in the DM?

submitted 14 hours ago • 7 comments

Tangled tongues and violent kisses are the poetry of the flesh.

submitted 13 hours ago • 2 comments

Responsibility, no Fuckin' round, yesplease

submitted 13 hours ago • 0 comments

A jar of salsa is one serving.

submitted 13 hours ago • 0 comments

I'm as kinky as you want me to be.

submitted 13 hours ago • 2 comments

Spread your legs. It's storming outside.

submitted 13 hours ago • 1 comment

Hornyposts are just shitposts that fuck on the first date.

submitted 13 hours ago • 5 comments

Note to self, keep a bottle opener on your key ring

submitted 12 hours ago • 0 comments

If I died here I’d be ok

submitted 12 hours ago • 0 comments

Took myself on a date tonight!! I love me!❤️

submitted 13 hours ago • 0 comments

I may not understand your jokes but at least I’m really old and grotesque

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

accidentally flashed the woman giving me a pedicure, logging on

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

there is nothing more exhausting than everything

submitted 22 hours ago • 0 comments

Hibiscus, a love story

submitted 17 hours ago • 1 comment