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Tried sitting on the sidelines and became an activist
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What a fun filled day ☀️

NGL I'm a little scared of some of you.

Yes, Chef > Daddy

A Crunchwrap Supreme Court.

She was rare like a bleeding steak

Listening to “My Dick”, Mickey Avalon 🎶

I better do some work. No one flirt with my crush.

Hey, sorry I missed our meeting. I just don't care about anything anymore.

Having a dog just means opening and closing the back door until you die

This passive-aggressive dance we're locked in is intoxicating, baby.

Spending time stealing glances.

I have awoken on the horny side of the bed this morning

The sexual tension between me and the sniper aiming at my head.

She was rare, like a politician with integrity.

Don’t be ashamed of your body.

The dog finally agreed to be the big spoon.

I seem to have caught the legendary man cold by reskeeting some of you sick fuckers.

I want to go dig for diamonds on my birthday! Dirt and rocks get me!

This is not my first rodeo, I have season tickets…

I can’t think of anyone I’d rather drive off a cliff with than you.

My head and heart are always on Dark Mode!

Closer by NIN is my favorite love song

I’m going to be the Mayor of Naptown this afternoon

If you keep accepting less and less as enough, eventually you'll be left with nothing.

I only want what's best for the squirrels.

Attn people who run in dark clothes at night, I don't have THAT much car insurance.

What idiot named it diarrhea when trauma dump was sitting right there?!

The way he blushes 😍

My toxic trait is wanting you but keeping my distance

my toxic trait is continuing to post after I’ve said good night

Let me stare at you while you read to me!

Sext me from outside my front door, until I can’t help but let you inside (me).

Massage my shoulders, with your mouth

tried to do the heart shape with my fingers and long story short i’m in a gang now

sexual death threats…

My eyes want to get lost in yours

Only speaking with my eyes today.

It’s like Mr Rogers said, “look for the Luigis.”

Wanna high 5 about it (with our mouths)?

hey (with the intention of befriending you so hard)

Sometimes you just want a malevolent entity to drag you away into the darkness never to return 🖤

It looks like a lot of us are embracing our chaos era and I’m here for it.

Despite all evidence to the contrary, I still choose to believe in the inherent kindness of an individual human

Weak men can’t handle strong women.

No longer breaking myself into digestible pieces for your comfort. You can choke. 🤍

Bite my lip when you kiss me!

If anyone needs me, I'll be outside playing with fire 🔥

The world is my bedroom. 🌞

You know which house needs a deep clean? The House of Representatives.

Tell me the one thing you wanted as a child and never got! For me it was the Swatch Watch! I’m still bitter!