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I am the world's most evil doctor, who is also a genius, hell-bent on taking over a reasonable chunk of the world with my legion of terror and my doomsday device. Satirical, probably.
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Note to self: All shocktroop helmets need to have the face concealing visors replaced with transparent plexiglass. #NobodyKnewItWasntLarry

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I like to keep a special cache of low-tech weapons and train my henchmen in their use. That way, even if some wannabe hero manages to render the standard-issue energy weapons useless, my goons won't be overrun by a handful of savage teddy bears armed with rocks and spears. #WtfAreEwoks

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Being an evil genius has been a good career choice. It pays well, there are all sorts of perks and you can set your own hours. However, every overlord invariably gets overthrown or destroyed in the end and I've taken note of some basic mistakes they all tend to make. #ImBadAndThatsGood

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Despite its proven stress relieving effect, I simply refuse to indulge in maniacal laughter. It's too easy to miss unexpected developments that a more attentive individual could adjust to accordingly. Now, rubbing my hands together, craftily, may be a thing.... #CraftyAndJustMyType

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Seeking talented fashion designer to create original uniforms for my legions of doom, as opposed to some cheap knockoffs that make them look like Nazis, Stormtroopers, Romans, or savage Mongol hordes. All were brutually defeated and I want my troops to have a more positive mind-set. #fashionforward

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If you're ever building a stronghold, i implore you to please make sure your ventilation ducts are too small for a human to crawl through. Nobody needs that sort of nonsense getting in their way. #worlddomination

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This is the last known picture of my good buddy, Lord Posthumous. It's a quite unfortunate event, but seeing as his attempted plans for world domination would only come to fruition upon his death, I'd say this is a win for everyone. #madscience

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