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Silly artwork, puns, Maths. Possibly some stand-up/poetry/writing if I find the time. Had the evilflea handle for ages, trying out a stage/pen name.
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So on BBC Breakfast today, lowering the UK’s carbon emissions by 2040 is rushed and quick and a chaotic challenge… But not having another “planetary parade” til 2040 is aaaaaaages away!

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For crying out loud, Philip K Dick, could you not at least wait a couple of paragraphs?

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There really is a Terry Pratchett quote for everything, isn't there?

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gotta block everyone who puts cutesy asterisks in the names of the hated public figures. it breaks accessibility. also it evades my word filters. but its also bad for screen readers. so it's bad for everyone

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As a film & tv writer I struggle with this sooooooo much

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Look, up in the sky! It's a bird! It's a plane! No, it's me and Mike Norton who making a KRYPTO THE SUPERDOG comic!! It's a sweet origin for the li'l guy that treats him like a real dog, all alone on a strange alien world called "Earth" ❤️🐶❤️ www.dc.com/blog/2025/02...

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DOGE By The Numbers theonion.com/doge-by...

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HOME YOUR IS BRICKS WHERE ARE #LEGO

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Hotels: Because we care about the environment, please hang your towel up to show you're happy to use it again. Also hotels: This towel appears to have moved slightly on the rail, you must want a fresh one.

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"It's a ..."

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Absolute scenes.

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Absolutely outrageous that a scheme designed to offer refuge to people whose homeland has been ravaged by war, turns out to offer refuge to people whose homeland has been ravaged by war.

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So melodramatic. #duolingo

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Stagecoach are incompetent again so I'm paying through the nose to get home on the train. Which is full of leg wankers hogging all the multiple seats. *sigh*

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Hyperbole just got itself a new hero.

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if ONE MORE of you MOTHERFUCKERS explains the concept of wormholes by folding a piece of paper in half then then pushing a pencil through it I am going to SCREAM

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One of my party facts is that according to polls, Americans believe foreign aid is about 25% of the federal budget and on average that it *should* be about 10%. The actual number is less than 1%. Foreign aid has long been a boogey man of the right, so it's not surprising they're vilifying it now.

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Have published lots of charts on my website in recent years. But this one may be the most revealing, in terms of the trajectory and size of classroom teacher pay over past decade, vs that of England's two most well-remunerated academy CEOs.

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And now for Tomorrow's Government

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#lostshoes Charmouth, Dorset.

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Driftwood Dachshund at Lyme Regis.

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I'm a bat I'm a lover Got a dead Dad and mother I am billionaire Bruce Wayne I will save Gotham from Bane

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I need to interrupt your evening with this joke Kid 1 just told me: What noise does James Bond's doorbell make? Dong. Ding Dong.

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