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I'm nothing but a mild mannered hamster. I do post a lot between the hours of 10PM-5AM EST though, if that says anything about my sleep schedule. 🏳‍🌈🐹 They/them (I do block porn, spam, and shitty people so keep that in mind)
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I think I'm gonna start pursuing the higher things in life, like soup making soup learning about soup appreciating soup eating soup smelling soup looking at soup their are so many options

I fell asleep, back now.

Only now realizing that I swapped my ADHD medication with my Insomnia medication because they look exactly the same. So yes I took my sleeping pills this morning, and yes I'm so tired that if I close my eyes I'm not sure I'd wake up.👍

I've decided I'm gonna start working on lowering the amount I post a just making higher quality posts instead, crazy I know.

Ah yes, many new followers I can expose to my weird rambling, enjoy!

cannot fully express how much I love the chicken that ALDI has sometimes. It's like the honey batter one. It's like chicken tenders but the batter is soft and sweet. I LOVE THEM ALDI I BEG OF YOU MAKE THIS AN ALL YEAR PRODUCT

If you guys wanna yap in dms/comments about Greek mythology no one is stopping you!🌿 Infact I'm strongly encouraging you, please tell me your fun facts I beg.

gonna let this account marinate in its juices for a bit and then go back on my usual posting spree

I need kids just so I can ask them how internet things work "JEBEDIAH THE THIRD GETCHUR ASS OVER HERE AND TELL ME HOW TO USE THEM POUND SYMBOLS"👪

If I'm commenting or liking a large amount of your posts I'm not being weird, just forgetting to press home and then wondering why everything I see is you.

has anyone read "No Longer Human"? I've heard good things and I'm tempted to go out and buy it but I want to make sure it'd be worth the money.💰

I was gonna post my stardew farm, however files confuse me and I'm, to tired to google shit.

I know things are rough, but we really need to focus on our most important priority: Making another rom-com series half as good as Kaguya-sama: Love Is War

bestfriEND. boyfriEND. girlfriEND. it all ends. but you know what doesn’t end? Project Sekai:Colorful Stage, Featuring Hatsune Miku, Brand new World. rt if u cried

I love the way everyone refuses to say the name of the bird app as if it's voldemort.

I was on twitter for two years before joining bluesky and I'd average five likes a month for posting everyday multiple times a day, it genuinely felt like I was screaming into the void. I love and appreciate the way that blue sky works, no shadow banning, no hateful bigoted people under every post.

Might just start a new farm in Stardew Valley just to feel something

I've come to the realization that my posts are being followed and liked by genuinely super cool and talented people. WDYM you guys a aren't failures?!?!? Anyway if you follow me and assumed that I wouldn't lightly stalk your account you assumed very wrong <3

Snorlax is so insanely underrated. "Ohhhh but he is one of the most famous pokemon! For whatever could you mean 'underrated" IT ISNT ENOUGH HE DESERVES MORE

I just realized that I posted something like 4 hours ago and it was quoting the wrong skeet so I just seemed insane.

If you can't tell I'm definitely not used to social media that's formatted like this, I will be forever stuck in my tumblr days.

If anyone knows ways to safely NOT pirate movies hmu. I would hate to accidently pirate something from rich companies, that would suck. Step by step instruction in the comments on how to NOT commit such a HEINOUS crime would be greatly appreciated❤️

I feel like an old man asking the youth these days what slang terms mean😭 "Back in my day... We didn't have none of these reskeets or moots, those were simpler times."🧓 (Seriously someone explain to me what a moot is I beg)

I'm under the opinion that liking olives is morally wrong. I have zero evidence to back this statement up, I just think they suck really bad and therefor do not trust you if you like them. Olives taste like pennies and sadness.👎

Ah yes, the way to beat social media. Posting every stupid thought you have every 5 minutes until people get tired of it.

I live within such a queer and overall loving space that I forget just how many people can be hateful intolerant pieces of shit. This is not only one of the reasons why I'm very happy with my life and my friends, but also why I was so surprised that trump won the election, it felt impossible.

I've made the mistake of making my username Angry Hamster, when I am in fact more of a mild mannered hamster. I'm a hamster the can enjoy the simple things in life.🍂

Release the Gaetz report. Pass it on.

Now you all have to suffer with me <3

I need people to understand that when I ask to sit by them only to do nothing but observe them from the corner, I'm merely interested in their lore. I must observe them in their natural habitat y'know.

Algorithm post possibly🤨 🔆Stardew valley 🌙Undertale ⭐Deltarune 🌞Animal Crossing ✨Pokemon 💫Sims 4 🌠Gravity Falls 🌌Adventure Time 🌈LGBTQAI+ 👽Ramshackle 🍂Nature

Tempted to get this tattooed on my forehead, I wont, but I'm oh so very tempted.