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eviljordan.bsky.social
YOU TAKE THE GOOD YOU TAKE THE BAD YOU TAKE THEM BOTH AND THERE YOU HAVE THE FACTS OF LIFE. THE FACTS OF LIFE!!
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Vegas airport is playing Crystal Method (they’re from here). NOT BAD!

As a 20+ year resident of NYC, I can tell you Cuomo will win and kowtow to Trump in ways you can’t even begin to imagine. People are fucking stupid.

@mrdoob.com After many hours of trying to figure it out and then giving up and googling the hell out of it, I realized webgl_lightningstrike was intentionally removed because it's too heavy(?). Any... pointers or something similar that works with the latest release?

@rob-sheridan.com you seen this??

this is what happens when nerds go unchecked, they become something infinitely worse than jocks, if not bringing back bullying, we need strong antinerd intervention programs

Bag of dicks? No! Bag of ducks!

Peace out, fuckos! 🤑🤑🤑

WHO IS PICKING "UNSURE" AS THEIR ANSWER??

When will my husband return from war?

Anybody want to volunteer to sort flash animations? Pays nothing. Occasional screamer/shock flashes. Tons of weird 2000-2005-era games. DM me.

He wanted twenty-two bucks, but I talked him down to seventeen.

Last night at Target we witnessed an unconfident-appearing man purchasing a singular bath bomb and pack of SKINZ condoms at the register. I hope his night went well. @theclarakitty.bsky.social bought me this cookie.

It rained in Vegas!! 🖤🍔🌧️

@rob-sheridan.com

Responded to a random redditor’s offer of taking car pics on actual film so they can build their portfolio. Now on roof of off-strip casino parking garage while they work. I don’t think anyone is getting murdered! Yay, Internet!!

This sums up businesses in Vegas.

@pfrazee.com a suggestion that you probably will never see: my name and my handle are great ways to search for someone, but I’d love an additional field to hold “other” names/keywords that make me searchable. Additionally: if i could associate multiple domains with one account ::chefs kiss::

Guess you could say it’s getting pretty serious 😜

My lawyer won’t let me (advises against) name a thing the way I want to name it 😤

Tales of woe 🖤🍔

Ducked at the Whole Foods!

SLAYER STATUTES 😝😝😝

Everything about this is weird