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Dragon priestress Elden Ring.

I miss growing and herdinf 4 feet tall roosters and hens. I had a LOT of luck with my índio gigantes and all of them were gentle giants.

⚠️ Commission #valveplug #jazzprowl

passage of time

give me Optimus prime the benevolent Living God who isn’t allowed any physical contact bc his subjugates consider themselves too unclean. Give me Optimus Prime who is desperate for touch and intimacy and denied it at every turn, until some abrasive upstart miner is brought before him

初代スタ・ぴすた・Aスタのメイド描けた☺️ ぴすたはやっぱロングかなって思うし、初代スタはこの三機の中間的な感じでAスタはぴちっとした短いやつ😊

#TFA #Lugnut #Blitzwing #Megatron #BRart

👀👀👀👀

WE ALL WILL STARE AT THIS.

Unfinished animation MagOp wip from months ago cuz I get less patience despite coming from animation uni.

Another fun implication is that Megatron got defeated by a bunch of first term teenager dropouts. Imagine being a dictator known for your cruelty and extreme violence, of which basically changed your species psyche in your lifetime, and be defeated by 17 year olds and the retired man they tag along.

울매 중셉

They are letting me watch transformers animated at work while I reformat all the computers in the lab I am autismmaxxing.

Fun fact: Prowl is called a teenager in the brazilian dub of TFA, which makes me believe that child labor is legalized in cybertronian culture.

Typa shit Jazz, Soundwave and Blaster produced pre-war youtu.be/gKLClbwmUz0?...

Once again on my agenda of saying that the closest thing to what cybertronians would listen in their homeplanet is brazilian funk.

Hi, everybody knows that it's nobody's business if an artist/author has gone through any trauma or experiences in order to be "allowed" to create the relevant content, right?

Touching tips💙 #Valveplug

Very stressed please send me Prowl oiled up.

reading about robots fucking nasty changed my life for the better

Yes, you should watch Psycho Goreman It's like what if David Cronenberg directed Power Rangers by way of Buckaroo Banzai

Fucked up little bird... ⚠️ TW// Gore - Potential Noncon

#valveplug #(^.^)b Cogless bots that have semi functional arrays but can’t open their panels on their own but if you were to rip the panels off you’d have access to their little spikes and dry valves to play as much as you please~*。♡

I hauve monay now to 1 (one) Springer figure.

I love size differences too much #valveplug #bumblebee #skyfire

He loves me, he loves me not 🌼 #jazzwave #transformers

Jazz bouncing on it (a large cock) thinking "damn, it could be wife's (Oppy, Prowl, Blaster or Sounders, or all of them) cock".

how does one even tag this #mechpreg

Gimme Starscream in heat, valiantly avoiding help until he gets pinned down by Optimus. I want him shaking and sobbing and whimpering when he’s filled with transfluid. He can’t help but nod when OP swipes his tears away and murmurs “there, feel better?” OP is such a good partner! #valveplug

We will all think of that now

#tfone #jazz #prowl 발렌타인 연성으로 올리려다... 화이트 데이 연성으로 올리려다... 그냥 포기할까 하다가 그린 게 아까워서 올렸더니 그냥 하트 에너존 들고 폼잡는 재즈 됨

Let's all remember this please.

sakura skirt #valveplug #orionpax

HOT TAKE: ALL TRANSFORMERS SEX COUNTS AS INCEST BECAUSE EVERYONE IS CREATED AS EQUAL BY PRIMUS AND COME FROM THE EXACT SAME PLACE, WHETHER IT'S VECTOR SIGMA OR A HOT SPOT BECAUSE THEY'RE ALL DIRECTLY CREATED BY PRIMUS HIMSELF.