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now this is the cyberpunk dystopia i signed up for

The guy here that keeps plugging the juke box apparently only knows the bands from the Guitar Hero and Rock Band games.

Buying sharp cheddar when extra sharp cheddar costs the same? Buddy, that’s just leaving sharpness on the table.

Congrats to Trump for surpassing William Henry Harrison, who died a month after his inauguration, as the president with the shortest White House tenure.

just over here photoshopping muppets onto the cover of elle magazine: thread

I hear the Miniature Counterfeiters' Guild is accepting new applicants, if you're looking to make a little coin

This may sound primitive and unscientific, but through the fairies, we COULD ask Mothra for help

yeah I'm an airship mechanic. I got that big ass wrench and the boots that are too big, but also, and this is important, goggles I do not use correctly

I think years of intensive therapy with the right therapist and like $100,000,000 would fix me.

181 gallons of diesel a day for something that doesn't get fucking used. luxurylaunches.com/transport/ro... Fuck these fucking fucks.

When I was a kid we were slaughtering Nazis in Wolfenstein and laughing when their faces melted in Indiana Jones, but somehow we lost our way.

Define "works" and "perfect". But this is an example of "they don't make them like they used to, and I can give you a long list of reasons why that's a good thing." But it's ready to fire right up and race right now.

A true story from 1928 with a few artistic embellishments. Part 1 🧵 (Alt-text for the first image contains the entire comic)

It's 2025. Why did I have to reboot a machine after installing a driver?

a functioning opposition party that represented the working class could spike this photo in the end zone basically forever

See I get the whole "Going to bed at a reasonable hour" thing but then I just end up waking up at 4am because I went to bed at 10 and now I just have to sit in the dark being quiet. Morning people have been lying to us this sucks

How cold is it here right now? Ice formed on the inside of my front door at my garage.

If you want to know how cold it is here. I used a full 20lb tank of propane in less than 20 hours to bring my office at my garage up to temp, and keep it toasty.

I needed a tool, and drove 40 minutes to town to get one. After I put the new one in the cart, I remembered where the one I have at my garage was.

Went shopping while hungry. Mistakes were made.

I tweaked a back muscle last night, and somehow sleeping made it way worse. Now I am stuck on conference calls this morning and occasionally getting hit with extreme pain while attempting to talk in these meets. This sucks.

They finally did it. A pile of Macross stuff is now available to watch on Hulu. I am excited to watch all of this stuff that I never saw because it was annoying/expensive to find/import or only available on the high seas here.

Apparently I am sometimes Bird when I am at work.

Well I made it to my 4th day this year without turning on the heater in my office, but it's in 50s in this room, so enough is enough.

Who the fuck is playing Purple Rain on new years eve? The people in this bar.

Rolling into 2025 like

more jobs should be like baseball. I should get four months off every year when the weather starts getting cold and then I should get six weeks in florida to remember how to do my job again before the real work starts. also I shouldn’t have to work more than three hours at a time or when it rains.

Spending a lot of my vacation at my garage. Brought the cats with me. Ghanima loves the spot on the couch that is directly in line with the heater, and does a little pout almost every time it turns off.