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Think of the worst Minecraft news YouTuber you know. It’s wattles isn’t it?

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The way I would **** him

At LEAST twice a day I say to myself “maybe I should get tested for ADHD”

Peak

Sims 4 announced a behind the sims stream and that means everyone is gonna set their hopes way too high

Might’ve just spend a hefty amount of money…

So if I buy something from the TikTok shop on january 18th will I still get my order?

Missing my family😔

The delusions we tell ourselves when we have a crush is crazy. This kid would only text back 3 times per week and I was convincing myself he was speechless

Fall semester was shit. Thanksgiving was shit. Christmas was shit. Trump about to be in office. Family. TikTok getting banned. No bf to cuddle. How am I supposed to live laugh love in these conditions

Think I wanna cry

no offense to Kendrick Lamar but the best diss track of all time is still “You’re a Mean One Mr Grinch”

Show me you in a hat 🧢

Idk bout that second one but🙂‍↕️

Nobody has ever dropped a more fire comeback than, “The bar is so low it’s a tripping hazard in hell, and yet here you are limbo dancing with the devil.”

Putting a scoop of peanut butter in your oatmeal>>>>>

Outlook is such dog shit

“I won’t set a reminder cuz I’ll remember” *forgets* “I’ll set an reminder just in case I forget” *constantly thinks about thing I set a reminder for* Can someone tell me what this is?

Same shit, different bathroom

Trust me when I say we’re struggling to keep them on our face

My backshots go crazy

Been talking to someone from hinge and they’re really cute and I really want this to work out😔

Timeline on here might be more horny than Twitter, my gawd

Black parents 🤝🏾 violating privacy.

Comparison is the thief of joy…and I am fucking depressed

Will my beard ever connect? Find out next time on Dragon Ball Z!!

today’s motivation is: Spite

Will I understand Luigi's Manifesto if I haven't played Luigi's Mansion?

5th person to be cured of HIV “Today, researchers announced the Dusseldorf patient still has no detectable virus in his body, even after stopping his HIV medication four years ago.”

Honeydew tastes like it don't believe in itself.

About to stupidly spend money. Wish me good luck

“Saggy ball Saturday” “Flash cock Friday” “Thigh Thursday”