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If I had known Trump was going to cause a recession, I still would have voted for him, but I probably would have moved all my money off-shore before he took office.

submitted 12 days ago • 9 comments

Bon Iver hosting a basketball tournament? I want to see Justin Vernon hit Win Butler with a “too small”.

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Me: *stands on one leg* My flamenco teacher: No.

submitted 43 days ago • 49 comments

Food Stamps: Myth Vs. Fact theonion.com/food-st...

submitted 44 days ago • 42 comments

Opinion | Vaccines don't work. But there's something else you should be shooting into your arm. by Robert F. Kenney Jr.

submitted 44 days ago • 60 comments

NCAA swim meet playlist: UGK Kendrick Lamar Meek Mill Drake Steely Dan

submitted 44 days ago • 0 comments

He drinks a whiskey drink He drinks a vodka drink He drinks a lager drink He drinks a cider drink He sends a text that remind him of the war plans He sends a text that reminds him of the war crimes #Hegseth

submitted 48 days ago • 357 comments

[hegseth] Just CONFIRMED w/CENTCOM we are a GO for mission launch. [friend who once got a text from hegseth where he accidentally called the grinch the grink] was the grink there?

submitted 47 days ago • 66 comments

@iankarmel.bsky.social someone at work said “we’re building the everything bagel, we shouldn’t be shocked that it’s expensive.” And brother, you know I had to do it to ‘em.

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Thanks Gemini this was extremely helpful.

submitted 66 days ago • 0 comments

Was he doing a Bob Ducca?

submitted 68 days ago • 0 comments

Being a silly goose

submitted 68 days ago • 0 comments

Apple Music random just started playing Back That Thang Up. What is this a middle school dance?

submitted 68 days ago • 0 comments

JUST FYI EVERYONE, IF YOU SEE A POST THAT SAYS IT LINKS TO LUIGI MANGIONE'S SEX TAPE DON'T CLICK ON IT!! THERE'S A VIRUS THAT PUTS EVERYTHING YOU TYPE IN CAPITAL LETTERS

submitted 68 days ago • 541 comments

Oh no, did it turn out that big brain business daddy is actually bad at the economy?

submitted 69 days ago • 0 comments