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evelyn "cow tools" cars 2 detractors dni she/it/they 1978 Pontiac Parisienne you probably know me from twitter.com/vehiclefan53
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undercover martyn scorsese

lower wacker? i hardly know 'er! i utter to my passenger, glancing over in jest, seconds before slamming my 2012 nissan juke into a concrete support pillar killing me instantly

the hackers tape robot fight scene is yuri not between acid burn and crash override but between the tape robots themselves

holy shit lmao

do you think if terminator 2 came out today the t1000 would hunt down jerma985 just so he could shapeshift into him, look directly at the camera, and go "look everyone im the jermanator"

confused canadian who’s got the spirit: there’s a goddamned hawkins cheezie in the white house

death grips for cutie

This is like every NYT oped happening at once

is thelma and louise toxic yuri or just normal

i need a beautiful wife and a big stereo

Burt says he hopes you have a good week

back in like 2014 wikipedia's only freely licensed photo of Nick Offerman was from the two weeks he was blond and people hated it so much they basically decided it was better to have no photo

Frotting at the intersection of art and technology

i should use this site more

joyous new year to all my lovely friends on here

May you find more people to be fucking weird with this year

Real map of Canadian provinces

Wow

ok nobody panic but we only have four years to invent corpse reanimation technology if carter 2028 is to remain on schedule

rene gaycartes i twink therefore i am

"how can Ernst Röhm be the head of the SA, he's gay!"

I'm gonna make an online microwave simulator. features: - realistic microwave sound effects - +30 seconds button - rotating turntable with internal lighting

all i want for christmas is to lay on the chest of a strong trans woman as she tells me it's all gonna be ok

merry christmas to all lesbians. may you have a delightfully gay holiday. everyone else? do better.

I've created yet another abomination. this is a floppy disk Mavica (FD200) that has four CCD pins + ground wired to a set of pins on top of the camera that can be connected with patch cables; there's also a potentiometer for controlling the effect

i hate customers. die

ELECTROCHEMISTRY: "Wait, how many lines are in a rum and coke?"

programmer lady wearing a "women in tech" t-shirt, standing next to a very embarassed looking robot girl wearing a shirt that says "I'm tech"

beautiful women i love beautiful women

3:48 am about to watch peak (herbie fully loaded)

happy solstice, friends. it only gets brighter from here.