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In a CANADIAN TUXEDO 💀💀💀💀

Maxine Shaw said y’all are pathetic fr

Do not check for people who do not check for you. It’s only so many excuses in the world.

Little bit concerned about the sunset fire ngl

Sending love to everyone impacted by the California fires ❤️

How’s it hanging? 📷 bodyprojectmag.com

Sections are OVERRATED.

Having banter with someone you vibe with >>>>>>>

Vanilla Ice and Milli Vanilli and Gino Vannelli should have formed a supergroup called Vanilla Vanilli Vannelli.

Pretty fucked up that Jimmy Carter lived to see Wicked Part 1 but not Part 2

If you see this, I invite you to post a picture from your device without explanation.

Why would anyone be "God fearing?" I don't get it.

40+ bald, beard, husky, big nose

if i pay for something that says bottomless, i better not ever see the bottom of it COME FILL THIS GLASS.

Merry Christmas yall 🎄❤️

You ever had people in your life where you felt like you coulda used them being around when you were little? 🥹

Hey Siri, play New Apartment by Ari Lennox. 🥹

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Having a huge head with no powers is so embarrassing

I want to go to a Christmas Bar 🥺

Exams 😖

Woke up to my latest styling work in Rolling Stone, Hollywood Reporter,Paper Mag, Dazed and Forbes. Ending Q4 with a bang!

Stop going to bed without your durag on!

#NeedThat

In front of a mirror again.

You are going to be hearing a lot about this book.

Muscle with a belly

This sidecar went straight to my dick

Terrible things happening to terrible people is great actually

Now that I've gotten older I really hate those contrarian personality types.

Wow I didnt know people abandoning their pets they got during the pandemic was a thing.

I just saw the finest man ever in Target tonight.

Do not add people to our plans WITHOUT telling me.

… can I speak?! 🥺😩

More bad news for the Muskrat. This is going to be a huge hit to his already ruined social media site. I love this for him.

Found it underneath the cloth I use to clean my glasses 💀

Lost my remote INSIDE the couch 😭 I turned this living room upside down looking for it and I still can’t find it.

Obsessed ☺️🧡🤎

A LOVE JONES WALMART COMMERCIAL IN 2024???

Im watching High Potential on ABC and is sooo good!

Sending thoughts & tariffs. 🙏🏾

Could two followers please copy and re-post this message to show that someone is always there? Please reach out for the assistance you need if you need it. National Suicide Prevention Hotline UK: 0800 689 5652 US: 1-800-273-8255 Canada: 1.833.456.4566

Post your top 5 artists on Apple Replay 2024:

The longest trial in Georgia’s history is now over

Black man with big lips >>>>

🤦🏾‍♂️ So earlier today, I’m in an Uber Shared ride, right? Turns out, I’m riding with a couple HEADING TO THEIR WEDDING. And they had the nerve to be mad at ME for being there. Like, y’all picked Uber Shared… on your WEDDING DAY?! Sorry for ruining your limo fantasy, lovebirds! 😂😂