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Hot, queer, + obnoxiously Chicagoan Juris Doctor candidate with liberal Womanist views. & if that didn’t already make me insufferable enough, I’m also a Howard Alum. 1913 • she/her/g • NIU Law ‘25
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I’m sooo tired of living through unprecedented times. PLEASE put some precedents back in the times, Father God.

It’s nothing funnier than the orange man’s supporters posting that they are throwing out all of their Ben & Jerry’s ice cream, because babe… they’ve always been political & they’ve always been liberal. Like you might as well keep eating it if you’ve done it this entire time.

Having a very difficult time. I feel like I’m in a state of mental paralysis. That’s what fear does. It strips you of your ability to progress. I’m just working on ways to distract myself from the state of the world. My ancestors were absolutely stronger than me. Whew.

My TikTok adds are so bizarre now. It’s either skincare or survival equipment.

I just feel like the Black community gotta come together and organize with this dating thing. Because if I can’t find my man in the aisles of Target anymore, we gone have to have to go back to putting people on or we might cease to exist!

I would like to shake Kordell Beckham’s mama’s hand.

I love Ketanji.

Cecile Richards, the former president of Planned Parenthood, has died at the age of 67 after a battle with brain cancer.

University of Minnesota Dance. Incredible. Just incredible.

Joe waited until I developed carpal tunnel from writing down all the things I learned from TikTok to say it wouldn’t be banned on Sunday. A win is a win though

Please support if you can!

If Obama had a felony, they would’ve thrown him out the White House like Jazz on Fresh Prince.

Watching Mark Zuckerberg rapidly become conservative is actually so silly but not surprising in the least bit.

Praying for everyone in LA. Please evacuate safely

I know I’m late, but just watched The Six Triple Eight. Phenomenal. Tears welling up in my eyes.

Meghan Markle heading into her Martha Stewart era?! Absolutely.

The marketing team behind Topicals is absolutely genius. 10/10.

Season 2 of Squid Games is insane

Jimmy Carter, the 39th president of the United States, has died

Habari Gani? Umoja (Unity)

Lord they cannot take TikTok from me. I been learning all about living in the Australian Bush from Aboriginal peoples this morning because of a rabbit hole I went down about indigenous cultures. I mean I’m naturally inquisitive, but TikTok makes it so easy to learn!

2025 is my personal year of the hobby. I’m just gone try shit out.

When I say we don’t even have gifts this year. Lmfao I think everyone still depressed from the election. Not a smidgen of holiday cheer to be found. Like I know Beyoncé is performing tomorrow & ain’t nobody acted excited about that either.

Ate my grapes under the table last NYE & experienced one of the most tumultuous years of my life. I will be sitting in them church pews this time lmfao.

A federal judge has struck down key parts of an Arkansas law that would have allowed criminal charges against librarians and booksellers for providing so-called “harmful” materials to minors

Biden commutes death sentences of nearly all on federal death row: "I cannot stand back and let a new administration resume executions that I halted."

I’m not saying everyone has a distinct type, but please learn from me. Go through that IG following and see what they really like. If you see a pattern that is not anything like you, please run! Because omg

El DeBarge still fine. Omg

Songs About Jane is a no skip album. Might be in my top 5

I have this theory that most people are incapable of engaging in the art of flirting, as they haven’t picked up a book in years. No one is being forced to read because they are no longer in school. Reading develops vocabulary, but also wit and creativity. We used to flirt for the love of the game!

No more Party City?! Who gone blow up my last minute mylar balloons for the probate I forgot about?!

I think Portuguese may be my favorite of the Romance languages. People say it’s similar to Spanish, but it’s so different. It truly scratches my brain when I hear it spoken. Gorgeous language & hope I can pick some up before heading to Brazil.

Shoutout to that genius of a woman who created the Needle app. Social platform where people just drop their favorite songs and go?! I been getting put on and putting people on all night.

From, Insecure, & La Casa de Papel (Money Heist)

I think this is the year I start helping men curate their dating profiles. Because we need to start discussing why yall are choosing the photos yall choose. I will not be writing y’all’s prompts though. That lady needs to know exactly who you are through your own word choices. I can’t save you. 😂

That Gucci look-book is *chef’s kiss*

I am so envious of the people on TikTok who can articulate their thoughts or knowledge of topics in a one take video. I am an intellectual through and through but I think maybe I’m lacking confidence in my speech (which is crazy because I studied broadcast journalism). Maybe it’s general confidence.

I hope Sesame Street never ends

The law school final I just took… Imma just put that behind me lmfao.

Is your handwriting sloppy? Or are you just writing with a bad pen? Sincerely, An English Teacher