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We gotta teach chimpanzees how to rock climb you know they’d be flashing V15’s like it’s nothing

submitted 86 days ago • 0 comments

Crazy that a “wife-beater” shirt is the only type of clothing named after a crime. Where are the “felony grand larceny” pants?

submitted 119 days ago • 0 comments

The secret to happiness is to always have something coming in the mail

submitted 148 days ago • 0 comments

*drops AirPods case* one of them shoots off at 500m/s passing through 4 layers of sheetrock before coming to a rest in my neighbors wall. The other is flung into an entirely different dimension

submitted 151 days ago • 0 comments

At thanksgiving. Straight “basting” it. And by it. Haha. Well. Let’s just say. My torkey.

submitted 156 days ago • 0 comments

It’s thanksgiving which means I’m currently overstimulated at my parents house 👍

submitted 156 days ago • 0 comments