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trump's the kind of guy to pee in the dashcon ballpit

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the opposite of extra virgin olive oil is extra slutty olive oil. discuss

submitted 18 hours ago • 0 comments

How tf did I get onto sheep bsky? Like half the posts in my feed are pictures of sheep. I’m not complaining, they’re generally pretty cute, just really really confused

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acloudyskye’s new album got the first Must Hear on AOTY of his discography and I gotta say I don’t disagree with that assessment

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

I really do think putting $400 billion in a big hole and setting it on fire would probably do more good for society than Elon Musk having that money

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“Nightmare blunt rotation” doesn’t even begin to cover this one I fear

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

Fuckin Noodles man. I wanted to pickup some food, it said “online ordering is temporarily disabled for this location,” so I assumed in person ordering was still intact and drove over there. It was closed

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

It’s truly impressive that this admin is so overwhelmingly bad that it’s got me agreeing with Pence and Bannon on certain positions

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

big if true

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

I hope America is as lucky as the delta jet - everyone survives but the right wing explodes

submitted 4 days ago • 1065 comments

It’s so goofy how Elon is actually paying attention to one of his kids now but it’s solely to use him as a human shield after Brian Thompson got shot

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

Further proof Elon Musk is a Nazi

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

someone in a YT comment section said the puppygirl hacker polycule is darkwoke in practice and im pretty sure that sentence would obliterate a victorian child

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

It’s so fuckin nerve wracking waiting for my Canadian work permit to process hoping that I’ll be able to get up there and transfer my bank account before Trump crashes the economy and fucks over everyone’s savings

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

dude why do Mojang keep making fake screenshots

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

Stop using Autism and Bipolar Disorder to explain Nazism.

submitted 11 days ago • 51 comments

Republican rep named Buddy introduced a bill to rename Greenland to Red White and Blueland. The Onion’s gonna have to start reporting actual news before too long at this rate

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

It’s really cool how the guy who owns my company’s primary competitor gets to decide whether to cancel all our federal contracts or not

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

I wonder how the Founding Fathers would feel seeing Britain adhere more to foundational American principles than the US

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

maybe if the US collapses the patent system will go with it, opening up H.264 encoding to the public in the US just like most other countries, and finally allowing it to be the Year of the Linux Desktop

submitted 14 days ago • 1 comment

genuinely perfect depiction of what's been going on in washington this week

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

Lmao just saw some right wing grifter on YouTube trying to cancel No Man’s Sky bc their randomly generated gas giants in the new update can generate in the color of the trans flag

submitted 15 days ago • 1 comment

Really amazing how much your day can worsen in an instant by your dog throwing up on the rug

submitted 16 days ago • 1 comment

treasury employees should install a zip bomb on their fileserver called "sensitive government secrets" and watch it distract the DOGE goons like a cat and a laser

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments