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Make everything canon. The legends books, the new books, all of the comics, and yes, that does include fanfiction. It all counts.

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To steal an idea from Elon, The Democratic Party will need to give me at leave 5 bullet points of what they've done and 5 of what they are going to do before we start donating again. Give us a Leftist Project 2025.

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to permanently fuck up a child, it takes a

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Coworker: School is cancelled Me: Did it say the N-word?

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My computer MOCKS me with it’s update! Is taking the entire evening and it KNOWS that it’s a new Overwatch season. So many fun changes to go over!

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“The thing that I can’t get over is that the actual richest man in the world directed my fucking firing. I make $50k a year and work to keep drinking water safe. The richest man in the world decided that was an expense too great for the American taxpayer.”

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My wife gave me the best figure from My Hero Academia for Valentine’s Day. I love her.

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I hate that there is an anime convention called NärCon. Messed with me when I was trying to look up NARCON, the OD medicine.

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I have never related to anyone more.

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Realistically, if Greenland should belong to someone instead of being it's own country it should be Canada. They could probably build a bridge there.

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‘You Can’t Let This Happen,’ Says Fundraising Email From Sitting U.S. Congressperson

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We have two ears and one mouth so that we can listen twice as much as we speak. Unfortunately for the internet, we have ten fingers, but only two eyeballs.

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Reality Bites.

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[shows up at your doorstep] Hey, I'm your problem now.

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Elon Musk and Trump would have been the bad guys if they were in Atlas Shrugged.

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The rate things are going we're probably going to have to quarter soldiers in our home by the end of the year.

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today is a great day to give a trans person money

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Is Elon obsessed with the letter "X" because it just takes four lines to make a swastika?

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Our cat is very counter culture. Her likes to hang out in our counters.

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It's 40 degrees out. I'm hearing an ice cream truck, and my dog just came over and looked at me like he wanted to go out and get some ice cream.

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Hi! Quick note: The Onion accidentally posted a stock photo from a vendor with an AI generated image in it. We pulled the post down once we found that out. Our commitment to not using AI is very real. It's in the union contract to disclose it if we ever do. World is a slop minefield and we're sorry.

submitted 33 days ago • 732 comments

Current Mood #TrailsOfColdSteel #art 🌟

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Trump could make an executive order that the sky is green. Doesn't mean it is. I reject his breaks from reality.

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lets go

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