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I'm a magician in the field of email.
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Talking a user down from Copilot hype is a drag.

My bluesky feed is nothing but cats. I guess this is ok.

Those work moments when a coworker just stops themselves from revealing they are MAGA. I'm sorry you dislike my Copilot Agent named Greta. She's a bad ass at PowerShell scripting. 🤷‍♀️

Microsoft lays off 6000 mid to longer term employees and they are SHOCKED they would be treated just like hundreds of thousands of contractors and still hiring H1-B's. Those leopards loves faces.

I don't play #nintendo games but I'm going to pirate one of their games just cause. It's part of my TOS to pirate things from companies that claim I don't own things I buy.

Jon Stewart called the idiot "Mad King Donald" and I think that should spread as no other moniker can carry the same weight in American history and destroy legacy If we get American history.

BlackMirror/Starwars Pitch: Kyber crystals are AI life forms and Anakin's light saber crystal was a secret agent of a faction of evil AI crystals that are sexually aroused by going fooom fooom. It's all just a AI/Flesh misunderstanding.

I hope someone is making a list of all the fascists cause man there sure seems like a lot of them.

If you know what this is, maybe it's finally time.

Has Trump thought about putting a tariff on fish? Those fuckers pay nothing and are so smug about it.

If you ask sysadmins for proof an employee is under performing. I can now show you two people who are under performing their jobs.

Dear IT sysadmins, if the business wants to burn down the entire business because they want to use emojis in their email, you should have the balls to say no.

After today's events I can officially declare I'm underpaid.

So I made a User Terms of Service (UTOS) and I'm working on a script that will send the text as a series of TCP/IP packets and log the ACK for receiving the data. Of course its meaningless data to the server. Is this so much different then how corps do their TOS? Would it hold in court, maybe?

I've decided to block all Main Stream Media domains in my windows host file. No clicks from me anymore, not even accidental. Smart? Dumb? Not sure, but I'm going to try this for awhile.

If Anonymous ever threatened me, I'd really have a sit down and think about my life. A very skilled group of engineers and developers who are very good at working together asynchronously and can form groups as fast as they are dissolved now wants to fuck my shit up in any possible way they can find.

If you install Exchange by putting the databases and logs on the system disk, be warned, I'm trying to get you fired.

I got a hot idea for Elon. It would take approximately 15,770 years to cover the entire surface of Mars with a 1-inch layer of Earth-sourced regolith, assuming we launch all human corpses to Mars using SpaceX SuperHeavy rockets each year. Next SpaceX contract. 👍

According to Copilot it will take 1.65 million years to cover the usable area of the US in cemetery plots. Concerning...maybe a SpaceX contract is needed to launch them into Mars.

Will Trump have to insert his tongue or just lick the rim of Putin's anus on live TV before the right admits he's a Russian asset? May not seem like an important distinction but apparently we are going to have to go that far.

Discovered #DysonSphereProgram can be played Multiplayer with mods. After a confusing start me and a buddy became an instinctual duo like we been married for 10 years building our factory. We just picked up building off each others constructions. So much fun.

I know this is not news but damn the media are cowards.

Job performance review day! I am a "solid performer" and was offered my choice of three new wands. I went with the nickle plated Invoca Team Plumbum.

This is straight bullshit from MSM. Welcome to the Block List Ben.

So Musk pivoted the purpose of his dorky email to fed workers. I knew the second I saw it that it would fail. To much unstructured data to a single mailbox and then the SMTP address got leaked to let the public flooded it. Guess what, his pivot doesn't make any sense either. Fucking moron.

#OPM Fun fact The default limit for an email attachment size is 25MB in Exchange and the max mailbox size is 100GB. It would only take ~5000 emails with a 20MB attachment to fill a mailbox. 🤷‍♀️