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I'm a magician in the field of email.
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#sysadmin life: Boss: Give me a list of mailboxes on lithold. Me: What about In-Place Holds and a PST audit and a AI scan of all cubicle's for printed emails tacked to cork boards?! Boss: "Litigation Hold" I just need a list of those. Me: Oh so vanilla.

I asked copilot how to uninstall fascism from the USGOV OS. If it works for my DAG's....🤷‍♀️

Update on my FOIA request for H1-B LCA data. It was closed. Reason: I didn't ask for new scope when I did and I have a email acknowledging a new scope. So it's gonna be like this eh?

#sysadmin life. I was in a bridge today for a minor issue but it took a little longer then I would like to resolve. When I finally got it I said "booya grandma". Only the PM laughed.

I added to my TOS that my PC doesn't display Ad's and by sending data to my PC you automatically agree to my terms.

#sysadmin life, 14.5 hour bridge for high priority system cut over. Messaging is always last to validate so 12 hours of listening to other peoples blood pressure rising only for me to run the anchor lap so people can go to sleep. What's not to to love about high pressure bridges. Be skilled or...

I discovered you can speed up the game play in Balatro. After a couple hours, I feel numb and I might be able to move cards with just my mind, I'm not sure.

Here is a script for removing Copilot that Copilot made. It'll remove itself, if you ask how. Kinda dark, but if you want too.

Hey fair warning to all the MSM companies signing up for Bluesky. Your ass is blocked the second I see you.

Interested in pushing back against large tech companies social media? Learn up on browser extensions to do Client Side blocking. It fucks with their metrics and makes your data "dirty". Or just stop using them.

The gaslighting in MSM and, well, everywhere is at levels not seen since Iraq's WMD's.

Social Media is really a MMO (Massively Multiplayer Online) game where you win by getting attention. Who knew a few MMO's would usher in a Oligarchy in the United States because some narcissistic rich guys wanted to win the game for most attention.

I asked Copilot to write a #PowerShell script to output the phrase "I'm useless without a cup of coffee in the morning" with the assumption I'm paid by line of code. I got to 925 lines.

I sent a FOIA request for 1 year of LCA forms (reason for applying for a H1-B visa) from Microsoft and Cognizant. I got a hefty ass bill to get the data. TLDR: $48,860 to get the data. Uh, gofundme?

Reminder #sysadmin when solving a systemic issue use the carrot approach first, it's likely someone using the stick was the original root cause for it becoming a systemic issue. Plus it's nicer and people feel like a major issue was solved with team work.

I love when users give me a big #PowerShell task. I hate making the CSV.

I work with a bunch of GUI sysadmins as they don't use PowerShell unless they have too. I like to view assets and attributes through the cold hard lens of Gets. GUI's are too pretty and MS won't stop changing them.

I made a chart of H1-B data for the last 20 years from www.uscis.gov/tools/report... 2023 is interesting.

I had a conversation with Copilot on H1-B's and it convinced me to file a FOIA request to the DOL for Labor Condition Applications (LCA) which are required for a H1-B's applications. These contain the justification on why they could not find a US worker. I bet the reasons won't be suspect at all.

I stopped watching cable news after the invasion of Iraq. They said the same shit with a straight face back then too.

A fact about Elon wanting to cut benefits for Americans to further enrich himself that people seem to miss is a simple fact about narcissism. His brain is incapable of empathy. The fact he's hurting others does not register in his head in anyway. He gets richer and that is all that matters.