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TOLL ROADS NOTICE OF TOLL EVASION: Fuck you for evading all those tolls!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! We worked hard on those fucking roads dude!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Please remit precious metals to this contactless drop point outside the city dump.

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One may steal all the mail they see, but not from people living in the same apartment building as them. #MailThief’sCreed #MailThiefHonor

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toucha my desk i breaka you👃🏼

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on the way to meet my violence friends at the aggressively sexual milk restaurant and i just realized i forgot my cod piece.. wonder if there's a sporting goods place around here

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the new james bond is going to be josh gad

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id like to retire from being fucking angry all the time. but they dont give you a pension or a 401 k for that. so i cant and rage brines my organs for the foreseeable

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whap happen

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sneezing gives you iframes btw

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found my pants in the pantry, i must have thought i was really on to something last night

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Seeing people mad at Jane Fonda in the wild is so funny, who else you mad at, Sherman? Xerxes?

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Frame stitch of Nene on the putting green. From episode 2 of Bubblegum Crash (バブルガムクラッシュ!)

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I guess my best case scenario is that, after America gets put down by the alliance for being too destructive in its death throes, we get divided up like post war Germany and California becomes a protectorate of Japan or South Korea. I can be an anime appraiser.

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Ween: The Prophecy (1992) A classic Coktel Vision adventure game. Not often talked about anymore these days, but it deserves to be remembered. #retrogaming 🎮

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I’m making an adventure game named Transfer Point, created in World Builder (1986) and MacPaint, for classic Macintosh computers. It uses both point-and-click and text parser commands. You’ll be able to play it in your web browser, an emulator, or on an actual classic Mac!

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i don't think my village is taking the threat of The Beast seriously enough

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ジャンヌ・オルタ(FGO)

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the fair maiden of leyndell #eldenring #art

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Added screen borders to my #arthurian #roguelike. #CORT #pixelart #procgen #gamedev #indiedev

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Art by • Hitoshi Yoneda

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I commit to sowing division and polarization with my every word and deed

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i HATE being mistreated, but i LOVE becoming irremediably maladapted as a consequence

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www.supermegacomics.com/index.php?i=...

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Vinyle Kerascoët

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There's a little window in my forehead with a pie cooling on the windowsill.

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spotted this at the gay bar in NOLA over the weekend and i’ll never stop thinking about it as long as i live

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if i was a high ranking military officer i’d be telling girls at the brothel confidential information about troop movements and stuff all the time

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thinking about an article i read about james bond once with an extended quotation of one of the passages from the actual fleming books thats just bond sitting in the back of a cab getting mad in his head that his driver is friendly instead of deferential despite being a poor. cant find it now though

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fish guy

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new lady at the poke place to-day who was much more generous with all the ingredience. amen! thank you.

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buying an air loom on temu and it only gives like six guys apoplexies before breaking

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how's stuff out there is it looking good. are things going well.

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Q: Now do pay attention 007. You did not go bald, you shaved your head. You didn't cheat on your normal wife with your best friends wife and have photos of your cock intercepted by the government of Saudi Arabia. Most importantly, you are not on steroids. JEFF BEZOS IN A TUXEDO: yes. That is true.

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A piece of concept art in the Art of Super Mario Odyssey book is overlaid with the text "Note: Relief is temporary." While it actually refers to the fact that the design of the relief carving is not finished, it inadvertently appears to make an existential statement instead.

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what's wrong babe? you've barely touched your rarohire rochi terochichimomo

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9-foot fiberglass bob's big boy has been sighted multiple times in the past month in the woods along I-40, sometimes still with both arms uncharacteristically by its sides, sometimes striding like a living thing, further east on each report

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It’s Playtime 🤙

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