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Composer, non-descript gender, hello nice to meet you what do you think about lichens? Humanoid lizard 🦎 my body is in 🇳🇱, my heart is in 🇬🇧, my head is in ☁️ They/them pls thanks
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Excuse me whilst I lose my shit over finally getting a blender, I always wanted one. If you see any dogs flocking to my place, my voice has migrated into high pitched, uncontrolled squeals of excitement imperceptible to the human ear…

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I just really wish sometimes I could do one thing at a time and not constantly switch between three things but my brain don’t let me 😵‍💫

submitted 90 days ago • 0 comments

Let’s face it. Getting rid of Diversity, Equity and Inclusion is to make way for less qualified white men to take positions they don’t deserve.

submitted 118 days ago • 722 comments

Eternally loving that moment when an employer who previously didn’t understand “please, I have to pay my rent” suddenly learns that 0 hour contracts go both ways …

submitted 121 days ago • 0 comments

Ummmm...... Well, I've done something Ummmm...... I've written a poetry book!

submitted 124 days ago • 4 comments

BIG NEWS! I'm assistant directing & producing a trans-focused sci-fi short directed by Susan & Tilly Bridges (Star Trek Prodigy) with producer Dr. Erin Macdonald. It's a heartfelt story of trans healing—I'm honored to be a part & we need YOUR help to fund it! seedandspark.com/fund/long-aw...

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I’m getting snarky in my master thesis - I’m guessing this is an indicator for wine o’clock 🍷

submitted 127 days ago • 0 comments

My new workplace has a gender neutral toilet in addition to a male and female one and I’m so - idk relaxed when I pee at work now. 😅😅😅

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Human Altitude xkcd.com/3039

submitted 157 days ago • 287 comments

funniest angry customer ever like I was working in the kitchen, didn’t realise what was going on outside, he accosted me, started ranting that my colleague failed to serve him & everything was shit but kept putting coins in my hands bc he felt bad for taking it out on me 😂

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This is sooo true 😅

submitted 170 days ago • 2 comments

Positively allergic to characters like Angela from bones like she was framed as the free spirit of the show but she was the most traditional and boxed in of all of them, constantly pushing people into her idea of normal, sometimes by crossing boundaries and straight out lying. Gross.

submitted 181 days ago • 0 comments

I feel sick.

submitted 204 days ago • 0 comments

Sry but both clueless and mean girls is fucking iconic shit and if there ever was a hill I’m prepared to die on, this is it 👀

submitted 217 days ago • 0 comments

I’m so offended like why are all the bedsheets with the cool patterns for kids and IN KIDS SIZES?

submitted 218 days ago • 0 comments

My brain is so much fun after a seizure.

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