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Don’t judge a book by its cover? There’s a reason the cover looks just like what happens in the book. Which is why we look at the Cs and the Cavs and it’s an obvious tease. Celtics Cavs tease. Rip it. #celtics #cavs #nba #boston #cleveland #betsky #skybets

After a brief, albeit lucrative hiatus (we don’t tell you guys everything, Aberg cough cough) the Emu is BACK with another soccer winner for tomorrow Champions League Atalanta to advance to -140 #betsky #booksky #skybets #sportsbetting #sportsbets #soccer #championsleague #atalanta #football

Honesty is the best policy. We’re almost .500 again. No shame in it. We’re Kanish not Worm. Updated W/L record is accurate. #sportsbetting #betsky #skybet #bluesky #blueskybet #rounders #wagers #gamble #damon #norton

Toriyama dunked on Vegeta until his last days. Gave him SSJ3 only to have Kakarot surpass him yet again. #dbz #daima

SSJ4?!?!

Incoming soccer parlay ready to make your cash work for you on a Friday. #PremierLeague Friday #Parlay +100 Cole Palmer to score or Assist Chelsea/Brighton O1.5 #betsky #skybet #sportsbetting #football #soccer #chelsea #brighton #gamble #gambling #bluesky #blueskybets #booksky

Favorite DFS lineup for the #genesis at Torrey Pines Cantlay Finau Fleetwood Im Berger Bhatia #pga #betsky #dfs #draftkings #skybets #golf #fantasy #booksky #torreypines

Imagine if the #executive determined what is the legitimate power of the executive? #JD #Vance taunts the courts such a suggestion. I wish we at the Emu could bet on John Roberts ego, over under on his morality. God I hope they insult him, cuz John don’t play.

After some time on #bluesky, I can’t decide if we’re nihilists or if we’re just all posting in our brand new echo chamber, or if this will translate into actual opposition. #resist. Anyways: with #nfl over, the emu remains a force on the #pitch. Now it’s time to add some #PGA into this. We’re on it

Let’s keep padding those accounts with some more soccer winners. ⚽️ Parlay -107 Bayern Munich ML & Liverpool ML AC Milan +110 #bayernmunich #lfc #liverpool #acmilan #betsky #skybets #sportsbetting #sportsbets #parlay #moneyline #football #soccer #booksky

Consider our spirits officially lifted! Cash it! The Emu delivers on the pitch yet again. Both wagers winners. #championsleague #juventus #mancity #madrid #psg #football #superbowl #soccer #sportsbetting #skybets #betsky #bluesky #blueskybets #winner #gamble #booksky

#SuperBowl is over. To help mourn the end of the #nfl season here’s some soccer bets to lift your spirits. Games tomorrow. Champions League Juventus ML -110 Champions League Parlay -110 Man City/Madrid O2.5 & PSG ML #psg #mancity #championsleague #juventus #betting #skybets #sportsbetting

All the sports media folks this morning: “the GOAT debate is over!” Counter: it’s just paused. Although it will be interesting to see his mental toughness after a loss like that. Is his magic gone? Or will he cut out the eye that looked away? #moviesky #chiefs #kc #nfl #gangsofnewyork #brady

Saquon ✅ Worthy ✅ Punts ✅ Hit 3/4 of our favorite props. Calling it early on Saquon. Nothing better than making money while having a Sunday funday watching the #superbowl #eagles #flyeaglesfly #philly #chiefs #kc #sportsbetting #fanduel

Hit that +1300 INT prop and it feels so good. COOOOOOOOP #flyeaglesfly #philly #eagles #props #dei #sportsbetting #superbowl #football #chiefs #nfl #betsky

Refs: shit we messed up. Uhhh call one for the Eagles now!

Refs: ok guys how do we make sure they know we call these games fair? Other Refs: call a questionable PI the first chance we get in favor for the Chiefs? Refs: BRILLIANT! #chiefs #superbowl #flyeaglesfly #rigged

Cash it! Going into the Super Bowl with immaculate vibes after hitting our Barcelona/O1.5 parlay. LFC tried to ruin Sunday morning, but Barcelona said not today. #betting #sportsbetting #Barcelona #LFC #booksky #superbowl #winner #parlay #soccer #football

And of course, the best for last. The Emu favorites. Saquon long rec 8.5yds -118 Worthy O60 +128 Saquon MVP +250 Punts O6.5 +102 And if you like the Eagles Saquon 100+ rush yards, Eagles Win +134 #superbowl #eagles #philly #chiefs #kc #nfl #sportsbetting #fanduel #props #SBProps #football

Because The Emu supports #DEI Cooper DeJean O5.5 Tackles + Assists -102 Record an INT +1300 #SuperBowl #philly #eagles #nfl #chiefs #kc #kansascity #flyeaglesfly #betsky #skybets #booksky

#SuperBowl #Props time. For the modest wagerers who don’t want to break the bank here are some fun Same Game Parlays that you can root for all 4 quarters +1580 Mahomes Any Time TD D Smith Any Time TD Chiefs Alt Spread +6.5

NO ONE CARES!! 💯 #nfl #NFL #Eagles #nflmemes #Chiefs #flyeaglesfly #Mahomes #JalenHurts #superbowl

The Emu doesn’t shy away from self inflicted disasters: Liverpool lost. So it’s bath time. But it’s Super Bowl Sunday and we’re still ahead. Incoming props!

So much online betting hate on here. If we wanted to be shamed for legalized regulated vices we’d go to church. But sadly we’ll be up early on a Sunday debating whether or not Jon Batiste will flex longer than he did for the NBA which did not go over 120 secs. #booksky #superbowl #betting #bluesky

Normally we don’t serve up picks with this much juice but it feels like a lock. If parlays make you squeamish this is for you. Liverpool -1.5 is -198. #liverpool #lfc #skybets #betsky #sportsbetting #gambling #booksky #soccer #football #bets #wagers #gamble

Don’t worry, #SuperBowl props and picks coming. But first, we need to make more money on the pitch Sunday Parlay +108 Liverpool -1.5 Napoli ML Second parlay -118 Barcelona ML Barcelona/Sevilla O2.5 #sportsbetting #skybets #betsky #booksky #soccer #football #gamble #lfc #liverpool #barcelona

There’s no hitch in our giddy-up. CASH IT! #ACMilan winner. #sportsbetting #skybet #betsky #bluesky #soccer #football #gambling #gambler #superbowl #nfl #booksky #winner