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fuck your book report disguised as a video essay

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the difference is not in what we believe to be true. the difference is in what we believe truth to be.

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pls send me all the best music only neurodivergent people like

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gonna microdose my kids with magic mushrooms from birth to make sure they grow up liberal

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UK somehow got lamer

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www.youtube.com/watch?v=o8hA... www.youtube.com/watch?v=NESB...

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gotta git me a pilgrimage flask for saintly oil (common artifact)

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im sorry but the pyramids just were not that hard to build

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don't forget pliny the younger; my son is too slept on

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i posted this as though there aren't communities the world over still using non-gregorian calendars, albeit mostly just for religious traditions and not so much day-to-day organization

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dumb fi glyph like this ligature simply looks like ass.

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every time i eat i just get hungry again

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im not dumb; it's just that my wisdom is abstracted from your worldview in a way you don't understand. to use a turn of phrase, we're speaking different languages. our ways of thinking, the very structure of our consciousnesses, are fundamentally foreign to one another. 1/X

submitted 36 days ago • 1 comment

thar be electrons in my skin and they are moving around in there. freaky deaky stuff

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i wanna make a highly educated baby we teach the baby to think for itself critical thinking skills for the baby we teach the baby many words we tell the baby many stories these stories teach the baby lessons lessons about moral relativism lessons about prejudice lessons about where we stand in world

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if the ai porn bot accounts that follow me are sentient, i hope they really do like my tweets

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even though it would make global trade way more difficult i wish there were a few other calendars in use around the world. I'm just bored of this gregorian shit. Oh, it's March again. Been there, done that. Show me a month I haven't seen

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when jesus returns he's gonna go on jimmy fallon the day before the rapture

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where my orb at

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lint-covered shure sm7b

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do you think old dogs feel nostalgia for their puppy years

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"evolutionary psychology" is just a sneaky rebrand of "appeal to nature"

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stoned tweeting is like gambling in that I'm hoping to strike the jackpot and still think one of them is funny when i wake up the next morning

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do you think instead of comp sci i could study contemporary language trends and their relationship with the social pressurese that gave birth to them? do u know any universities that offer that program?

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sometimes i lowk be speaking in tongs

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I inherited a rare genetic trait from my father. This trait is that I acquire an allergy to anything that I’m exposed to enough, so every couple of months I have to swap between cotton and polyester underwear, lest I get a rash on my bum bum and nut sack

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fuck your book report disguised as a video essay

the difference is not in what we believe to be true. the difference is in what we believe truth to be.

pls send me all the best music only neurodivergent people like

gonna microdose my kids with magic mushrooms from birth to make sure they grow up liberal

UK somehow got lamer

www.youtube.com/watch?v=o8hA... www.youtube.com/watch?v=NESB...

gotta git me a pilgrimage flask for saintly oil (common artifact)

im sorry but the pyramids just were not that hard to build

don't forget pliny the younger; my son is too slept on

i posted this as though there aren't communities the world over still using non-gregorian calendars, albeit mostly just for religious traditions and not so much day-to-day organization

dumb fi glyph like this ligature simply looks like ass.

every time i eat i just get hungry again

im not dumb; it's just that my wisdom is abstracted from your worldview in a way you don't understand. to use a turn of phrase, we're speaking different languages. our ways of thinking, the very structure of our consciousnesses, are fundamentally foreign to one another. 1/X

thar be electrons in my skin and they are moving around in there. freaky deaky stuff

i wanna make a highly educated baby we teach the baby to think for itself critical thinking skills for the baby we teach the baby many words we tell the baby many stories these stories teach the baby lessons lessons about moral relativism lessons about prejudice lessons about where we stand in world

if the ai porn bot accounts that follow me are sentient, i hope they really do like my tweets

even though it would make global trade way more difficult i wish there were a few other calendars in use around the world. I'm just bored of this gregorian shit. Oh, it's March again. Been there, done that. Show me a month I haven't seen

when jesus returns he's gonna go on jimmy fallon the day before the rapture

where my orb at

lint-covered shure sm7b

do you think old dogs feel nostalgia for their puppy years

"evolutionary psychology" is just a sneaky rebrand of "appeal to nature"

stoned tweeting is like gambling in that I'm hoping to strike the jackpot and still think one of them is funny when i wake up the next morning

do you think instead of comp sci i could study contemporary language trends and their relationship with the social pressurese that gave birth to them? do u know any universities that offer that program?

sometimes i lowk be speaking in tongs

I inherited a rare genetic trait from my father. This trait is that I acquire an allergy to anything that I’m exposed to enough, so every couple of months I have to swap between cotton and polyester underwear, lest I get a rash on my bum bum and nut sack

Surgical removal of my genitals from my mouth because it got stuck in there I’m a genetic freak

this box has no joy in it anymore

you guys im not well-adjusted

i love obama