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We simply had to intentionally destroy the world’s strongest economy while dismantling our scientific and educational infrastructure to ensure that a team with a trans girl would never finish second place in the Mountain West volleyball standings again

JFC - this is the exact opposite of what happened

This is factually wrong and also stupid

Adlai Stevenson and JP Morgan told me it sucks

If my Dad talked like this, I’d take away the TV remote and disconnect the stove

Man hits himself in the dick with a hammer in risky attempt to reshape his sex life.

Tommy Pham really lighting it up as our big offseason acquisition

Another fucking coward

“We Built This City” / “Wonderful Christmastime” / the entire zootopia album

#RaiseIt

Bob Walk - “Didn’t look like that fastball had a lot of zip on it.” You think?!!

Would you stop pretending Bednar can pitch!!?!!!!!

Bednar coming in

The self-awareness gap here is just incredible

What the actual fuck is this goon talking about?

Sweet Jesus is this the dumbest thing I’ve ever read

PUT THE WOKE BACK NOW!!!!

Look, he’s old but he can still get it done. Bring in Rogers!

This rivals the "Tetas" hat 🫠

Who could possibly be incompetent enough to leave the Steelers with this QB situation? Let’s see who’s really in charge over there.

These fucking guys are the biggest snowflakes on earth. Trump goes on and on about taking over Canada and then they cry because Canada tells them to fuck off.

Put Dubas in charge of Tariffs

“Arson can cause death and havoc, but it offers an opportunity to pick out new appliances that long needed replacing.”

The fact that there might be a conclave so close to a movie about one has really motivated me to finish my screenplay "The Tech CEO Who Died of Diarrhea So Explosive The Coroner Said He Had No Lower Back to Speak Of"

No one in Europe drives giant pickups because they’re entirely impractical and useful only for people who use car size as a substitute for masculinity

We are doomed

OJ Simpson “dramatically reimagined” co-parenting after a divorce.

JFC