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explod.es

game dev, stupid jokes, dumb stuff. games @ explod.es 𝚞𝚗𝚛𝚎𝚐𝚒𝚜𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚎𝚍 𝚑𝚢𝚙𝚎𝚛𝚌𝚊𝚖𝟸

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My nemesis: (shaking his fist) you will get your commuppance! Me: (spending my whole life trying to get Kermit to orgasm) finally.

submitted 6 hours ago • 1 comment

and also, there's my cat. the most chilled being with the best lifestyle, and still she is pissed Off. why

submitted 6 hours ago • 1 comment

all of my friends are doing coke off a dead cop and I'm like 'put an egg on a frozen pizza because I was feeling nasty'

submitted 6 hours ago • 1 comment

Bonjour (gm)

submitted 22 hours ago • 2 comments

Equipped the accessory that makes my say "yummers, but not for me!" whenever I see some food that is tasty, due to my diet. But I forgot I also had an amulet equipped that makes everything look like tasty food

submitted 21 hours ago • 0 comments

Samson waiting for his hair to regrow so that ratatouille can help him destroy the temple of Dagon

submitted 3 days ago • 2 comments

starting up a bakery run by dads called 'We Kneaded That'

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

"I'm serving cunt" pouts - me, just before getting fired from my waiting job

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

if Franz Kafka was Welsh he would have named his story 'Greg the Bug'

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

Just fucking idiots, all of them.

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

She's helping

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment

mouth makes its own liquid, nose and eye too. ear, not so much. makes you think. what kind of juice are we missing out on

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

a shop near me tried to vintage-ise their wall clock to match the wood panelling, but now it looks like a clock covered in shit

submitted 8 days ago • 1 comment

The guy in front of me at the bookshop who just bought 'The Subtle Art of Not Giving A F**k' was so polite to the cashier, but I guess next time he won't be

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

hey sorry man, just saw your message from last week. my condolences, unless...?

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

If Silent Hill was set in Wales it would be called Bryn Tawel

submitted 10 days ago • 1 comment

I met the pigs.

submitted 11 days ago • 1 comment

elon and bannon are exchanging blows and it's boring as fuck. double hat guy vs double shirt guy. Whoever wins, there will be clothes

submitted 11 days ago • 1 comment

Discordant yelling and Doppler effect as I cycle through a pedestrianised area: Muuuaaaaakinnnn my way dahntaaahn Walkin' fast Faces PASSSSS And I'm homeboOOOnd Staaaarin' blankly ahead Just makin' my way, makin' a way THROUGH THE CROOOAAAAHD

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

flashback to a few years ago when my work made me take a myers briggs test, so I edited it to show Disco Elysium stats

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

Rutherford Behave

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

i hope elon musk gets an upwards slap in the face teehee. :-)

submitted 13 days ago • 1 comment

what the fuck kind of beast is The Mickey mouse (, Disney cartoon animal) ? It can't be a dog because it already owns a dog called Pluto. Could it be a Man.?

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

New game logo deal with it

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

[half reading this flyer] ay, you going to the big sexy kids circus this weekend?

submitted 15 days ago • 1 comment

computer: press any button to continue me, an imbecile: [presses the power button] yeah, i thought as much patient: doctor, how long until I can get my prescription

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

just consummated my garage

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

Posh british restaurants are called things like 'Waftings' and 'Chive' and in America they are called stuff like 'Dannys Slop Hole' and 'Gulp n' Burp'

submitted 16 days ago • 2 comments

white men Love a roof box

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

if the kid from Big had wished to have diarrhea they would have called the film Diarrhea

submitted 18 days ago • 1 comment

ow. ! My brain bone!

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

hope you are all well. here's your awful portmanteau of the day: Spunkle.

submitted 21 days ago • 1 comment

It is with a heavy heart that I must report that Cap'n Crunch has been berried at sea

submitted 22 days ago • 3 comments

You're The Rats Pyjamas

submitted 22 days ago • 1 comment

“WITHOUT THEFT, MY BUSINESS MODEL IS INOPERABLE!” Fuck these grifting shower of cunts.

submitted 23 days ago • 12 comments